Shepard of Fire (COD BO2 Fanfic)

Life Behind The Action

Chapter 15.

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Tessa's POV:

I was plodding around the base, enjoying the silence that came with the lack of people. The others were gathered on the stage, and I decided some quiet time was in order. Only to loud click of my boots echoed through the empty lobby of Kino. My quiet was interrupted, though, when I heard a familiar dark cackle. Edward, standing at the top of the stairway, with an all-too familiar Galil in hand. And following right on cue was Holly, her expression scrunched with anger. "Give me back my gun, Richtofen!!" She growled, her hands balling into fists. A maniacal smirk spread across Edward's cheeks, exposing pearly white teeth. "Nien, not until you admit zhat I am superior, und you are inferior." He cooed. A sudden spark of idea raced through me head. Silently, I slipped out of their line of sight, hiding behind a flipped, moldy couch. I pulled out my phone, and slipped out a Signaless Router chip from my pocket. Pushing the chip into the small slot in my phone, I connected my Bluetooth to Holly's phone, and fired away as many funny ringtones as I could, including the ones I had made using Edward's voice. I heard her phone bing, followed by my handiwork of Edward's voice screaming "Ze doctor is coming!! No, like, to your location!!" I stifled back my laughter, hearing her distress and Edward's confusion. "Samanzha?" I hear him cork, as I played another. "Oh, look! A little crawling minion! I VANT ONE!" I poked my head out, watching as Holly fumbled with her phone in confusion. "Zheir screams are so... erotic. Yeah.." Her phone blared, and I couldn't contain myself. I laughed loudly, falling back onto my butt in my hysterics. I noted Edward's eyes on me, and Holly shot me a glare. All to perfectly, Tank entered the room, "Why can I hear Richtofen screaming from the stage?" He asked. I scrolled through my sounds, grinning as I found the perfect one. I gave Holly a innocent look, and hit play. "SHUT UP ASS MAGGOTS, IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS!" Her phone screamed in Tank's voice. I hit another sound, "Hey good lookin'." Tank's voice purred through her speakers. "TESSA!" Holly yelled, while Tank eyes her phone suspiciously. I giggled, running up the stairs to hide behind Edward. Then, I click one last sound, "Jesus, smells like Hitler's balls in here!" Growled Tank's voice through Holly's device. I broke into hysteric laughter, Falling onto my butt again. Tears pricked in my eyes, and my breathing became shallow and quick. "How did you do zhat, frau?" Edward asked me, cocking a brow at me. I grinned, "Modern technology." I flinched as something silver whizzed past my face, and stuck into the boards of the barrier behind me. Holly's k-bar knife, I gulped, and slowly turned my eyes towards her. Her face was flushed red, and Tank had her held back by the waist. Edward chuckled, throwing the Galil back into her arms. Her eyes widened, and a smile spread across her face as she held her precious weapon. Tank let out a sigh of relief, and released her waist. "That was fuckin' weird." He muttered, shaking his head at me and a grin spread across his cheeks.

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Holly's POV:

I returned to the stage, my hand laced with Tank's. He gripped my hand tightly, and his thumb rubbed along the top of my hand. I sighed in content, my other hand clutching the Galil he had given me. It was like my second child, and I cherished it. It had quickly become my favorite gun, with its effective lethality and quick recoil, it was ideal for me. Tank suddenly stopped in the doorway to the theater, squeezing my hand to stop me. I looked up at his face, watching it twist from disgust to astonishment as he stared toward the stage. Turning my head, I instantly regretted it. There, straddling an amused looking Nikolai, was Kelsie. Her shirt was removed, and lips connected to the Russian's. Nikolai's vodka bottle sat next to them, empty. Kelsie's hands were cupping the Soviet's face, holding him to her. My eyes widened, and my lips curled up to a wide grin. They seriously were super cute together! My grin dropped, though, as Nikolai reached up to unclasp Kelsie's bra. I whipped back around, and tugged Tank back out the door with me. That was enough for me, though Tank's expression was twisted with amusement, "What's the matter, baby?" He teased. I felt like gagging, "That was a little more than I needed to see." I muttered, and began to plod back towards the lobby. Upon nearing the door, I heard a familiar voice moan loudly. "Nyaa!~ Edward please! More!" Rang Tessa's voice, followed by some grunting of Richtofen. I froze, and my brows furrowed. I could hear Tank cracking up, and I whipped around to glare at him. "Something funny?" I growled, as his hand squeezed mine tighter. He pulled me closer, and pressed his face to my neck. "Was just thinkin' we should join the others. What do ya think?" He purred, and I cringed. "Tank, we can't..." I moaned as he latched his mouth to the sweet spot on my collar bone. "And why not?" He cooed seductively. I gripped his hair, yanking his head back to look into my eyes. His own blue orbs widened in shock, "Because I'm five months pregnant with your kid." I growled. He sighed, "Guess your right." he murmured, disappointment painting his tone. I smiled, and shook my head, then pecked his cheek. Our moment was quickly ruined, though as a familiar demonic scream tainted the air. "Zombitches... you ready?" I said, pulling my Galil into both hands. A smirk spread across his face, and he planted a quick, wet kiss to my cheek. "Lets bring em down, sexy."

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A/n: This is just a funny bit I ha I'm mid for a while! This chapter took place two months after the last one, and from now on, a lot of chapter will be like that. It's just something that will help speed up the process of the surprise I have in plan for everyone!