Slendy: *cooking in the kitchen wearing a pink apron with a kitty on the center* La la la la la~!
Jeff and BEN: *fighting over a controller*
EJ: *has the other controller* *sighs*
Slendy: *doesn't care what's happening* *humming while taking out a piece of cheese out of the cupboard*
Oh no. This is no ordinary cheese. This is The Holy Cheese *cue holy music*.
Jeff and BEN: *runs in kitchen with controller* Slendy!
Slendy: *sighs and faces the two while holding The Holy Cheese* What is it?
BEN: *whines* Jeff is taking the controller from me!
Jeff: No! You did!
Jeff and BEN: *argues while pulling the controller from each other*
Then it happened. The controller went flying to The Holy Cheese. Everything slowed down.
Jeff, BEN and Slendy: Nooooooooo!!!
EJ and Kira: *enters the kitchen*
EJ: Why are they in slow motion?
Kira: The world may never know. *pats EJ's back*
Then The Holy Cheese fell to the ground. You could see the horror on the three's faces.
Slendy: Nooooooooo!!!!!! *breaks down crying*
Jeff and BEN: We're sorry Slendy! *pat Slendy's head, shoulder and/ or back*
EJ: Wait, is that cheese The-
Jeff and BEN: Yes.
EJ: *face, I mean mask twisted to horror* Oh no! *pats Slendy's head, shoulder and/ or back*
Kira: It's just cheese.
BEN: Oh no! It's no ordinary cheese. It's The-
Jeff: Holy
EJ: Cheese!!!
Kira: Holy cheese?
Jeff: No! The Holy Cheese!
Kira: The holy cheese?
BEN: No! The 't' in the, the 'h' in holy and the 'c' in cheese must be capital!
Kira: The Holy Cheese?
Jeff, BEN and EJ: Yes!
Kira: Ok?
Slendy: I can't make my famous cheese pie when I don't have The Holy Cheese. *still crying*
Jeff, BEN and EJ: *gasps* No cheese pie?!
Masky and Hoody: *their heads pop in the kitchen door* *gasps* No cheese pie?!
Sally: *runs in while holding Charlie to Slendy* No cheese pie???!!!!!!
The Creepypastas: WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! *breaks down crying*
Kira: Don't give up guys! We will surely find another The Holy Cheese! We must not give up!
The Creepypastas: *pumps fist in air* Yeah!
Kira: Where can we find The Holy Cheese?
Slendy: Follow me, children! *removes apron and places it on the counter* *marches out the mansion*
Creepypastas and Kira: Aye! *follows Slendy*
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A/N: Where are they going? Your question will be answered in the next chapter! Stay tuned for 'The Holy Cheese Part 2'!
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