Kira: ASDFGHJKL I'M ON MAH PEEEERRRRIIIIOOODDDDDD!!!!!! *spazzing out*
BEN: Then wear those devil things. *looking on the Internet*
Kira: You mean sanitary pa--?
BEN: DEVIL. THINGS. YOU. LIL. DEVIL. SPAWN.
Kira: Err, okie dokie then. Well, I'm out of "devil things".
Jeff: *runs downstairs wearing jacket and boxers* *also has a beard* ASDFGHJKL I'M OUT OF CHIPS AND ENERGY DRINKS!!!! I NEED TAH CONTINUE MAH MOVIE MARATHON!!!!
EJ and Hoodie: *runs downstairs* We need batteries for.... something.
Masky: *runs out of kitchen* I NEED MORE CHEESECAKE!!!!!
Sally: *runs downstairs* D: I want more toys!!!!!!
Smile: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!! (Translation: NEED MORE DOGGY BONES!!!!)
Charlie: I NEED NEW BUTTONS!!!!
BEN: Psh, everyone wants so--..... *sees a cool awesome game that is on sale* I want dis!
Creepypastas, except Slendy, and Kira: SLENDY!!!!!
Slendy: *teleports in room, annoyed* What?
Creepypastas, except Slendy, and Kira: WE NEED *INSERT NAME OF NEEDED THING*!!!!
Slendy: *sighs* Get ready. We're going to Walmart.
Creepypastas, except Slendy, and Kira: *runs upstairs and gets ready then runs downstairs*
Slendy: ... *faceless facepalms* Let's go. *wraps tendrils around them and teleports to Walmart*
Creepypastas and Kira: *separates*
With Kira...
Kira: I'M COMING YOU BLOODY CRUD NUTS!!!!! *runs to where the sanitary pads are* *gets a ton*
Random Teenage Girl: Uhh, *taps her shoulder* What do you need them for?
Kira: *looks at her weirdly* I'm on my period, duh! What do you think I'll do with these?!
Random Teenage Girl: Why so many?
Kira: *annoyed* Just in case, you crud nut! *stuffs sanitary pads in her mouth and runs away*
(Um, ew. Why did I even type that?)
With Jeff...
Jeff: MINE!!!!! *has a cart full of chips and energy drinks* *hugging the cart and caressing it*
Shoppers: *passing by* *looking at him weirdly*
Jeff: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! YOU HAVE SEEN PEOPLE DO THIS!!!!!
Shoppers: *looks at each other and quietly agrees with him*
Jeff: Hmph! *hair flips and pushes cart away*
With EJ and Hoodie...
EJ and Hoodie: *dancing gracefully while getting batteries*
Little Girl: *giggling and dances with them*
EJ and Hoodie: *stops and looks at her* ...
Little Girl: *stops also and looks up at them confused on why they stopped*
EJ and Hoodie: No. * dances away*
With Masky...
Masky: *has an armful of cheesecake* CHEESECAKE~!!! *leaving drool behind*
With Sally...
Sally: WHEEEEE!!! *jumps in a pile of toys and rests there*
With Smile...
Smile: *getting doggy bones and discreetly eats some*
With Charlie...
Charlie: IT'S RAINING BUTTONS!!!! *throwing buttons everywhere*
With BEN...
BEN: *sees sale video game* *eyes sparkles as holy music plays* My.... My precious... *gets video game and hugs it* *a tear slips out of eye*
With Slendy...
Slendy: Hmm..... I'm going to go to the milkshake shop next door. *goes there*
5 minutes later...
Slendy: *gets back in Walmart with milkshakes for everyone and himself* Let's go, every--....
Kira: FEEL MY PAIN, NORMAL PEOPLE!!!! *shoves sanitary pads in the mouth of people in her way*
Jeff: *has carts full of snacks and energy drinks* MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!! *actually has everything from the aisles*
EJ and Hoodie: *strong music playing in the background* *dancing through shelves*
Masky: *swimming in a sea of cheesecakes*
Sally: *lost in the fluffiness*
Smile: *dog bones raining on him* *walking down an aisle like its a walkway*
Charlie: SEE THE COLORFUL BUTTONS!!!! *throws colorful buttons from the too of a shelf*
BEN: *licks video game case*
Slendy: ...
Manager: *stomps to them with a bright red face* YOU ARE BANNED IN HERE!!! GET OUT!!!
Kira: Woah! I can't believe my blood is redder than you face!!!
Manager: *face gets even redder*
Slendy: *teleports everyone back home and "accidentally" teleports all the stuff in Walmart with them* ...Look at what you've done. Anyways, *gives them milkshakes* it's already in the past so let's just forget about it.
And they have a lovely day with their milkshakes and "accidentally" teleported items.
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Living With The Creepypastas
FanfictionKira lives a normal life, if you consider throwing things out the window and eating a lot of candy and not having cavities or getting fat normal, until she met the creepypastas. She couldn't believe how a sneaking in into her apartment complex can c...
