Kira: *wakes up* Ahhh, today's a wonderful day. Birds chirping outside my window on a tree branch. A frog and fly karate chopping each other. It's December 31 and tomorrow's New Year. Wait, WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!
The creepypastas: *bursts through Kira's bedroom door* What happened? *yawns with eyes still closed*
Slendy: *is holding a duck plushie as a weapon*
Sally: *is holding Charlie as a weapon*
Charlie: SALLY! I AM NOT A WEAPON! I AM A KILLER TOY! NOT A WEAPON THAT CAN KILL PE- WELL, I CAN KILL PEOPLE, BUT I AM NOT A WEAPON LIKE A KNIFE OR SOMETHING SHARP!
Sally: *ignores Charlie's ranting and still holds Charlie as a weapon*
Jeff: *is holding a pineapple pillow as a weapon*
Jack: *is holding a kidney pillow as a weapon*
Masky: *is holding a cheesecake pillow as a weapon*
Hoodie: *is holding a cookie pillow as a weapon*
BEN: *is holding a video game controller as a weapon*
Smile: *is biting a doggy bone as a weapon*
Kira: Seriously people?! You guys should of just grab a weapon. Not a plushie, pillow, Charlie, or a doggy bone!
The creepypastas: *groans* It's too much work. *falls to the floor and made a dog pile by toppling each other*
Kira: *mutters under breath* Idiots.
The creepypastas: *magically standing up and has hands on their hips with their foot tapping the floor* You did not just call us idiots, sissy. *became all sassy-like*
Kira: Shut up. *stands up* Tomorrow's New Year!
The creepypasta: *back to normal* Really?!
Kira: Yeppie doo, my minions.
The creepypasta: *cheers* Yay! Dance dance dance dance da-dance~!
Kira: BAM BATCHA BATCHA!!!!! BAM BATCHA BATCHA!!!!!
~a millisecond later~
Kira: *stops* This is getting weird.
The creepypastas: *stops also* Agree.
A millisecond later...
The creepypastas and Kira: *dances while going to the living room* YEAH BABY! YEAH YEAH BABY! BWABABWABWABABWABABWABA!!!!!!
The bird and the fox: *enters the mansion by the open window*
The bird: *very deep voice* WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!
The creepypastas, Kira, and the fox: IT'S NEW YEAR NING NING NING NI-NING NING! IT'S NEW YEAR NING NING NING NING! IT'S NEW YEAR NING NI-NING NING!
Jane: *bursts through wall* IT IS ADVANCE NEW YEAR'S DAY!
The creepypastas, except for Jane, Kira, the fox, and the bird: *stops what they are doing and looks at Jane*
Jane: What? Tomorrow's New Year so it's Advance New Year.
The creepypastas, except for Jane, Kira, the fox, and the bird: Oh. HAPPY ADVANCE NEW YEAR DANCE! BAMCHA BAMCHA BAM BA-BAMCHA! BAMCHA BAMCHA BAM BA-BAMCHA!
Jane: *joins them* BAMCHA BAMCHA BAM BA-BAMCHA!
A millisecond later...
The fox and the bird: *starts dancing going outside the mansion*
The creepypastas: LET'S HAVE A NEW YEAR PARTY! *still dancing*
Kira: *stops dancing*
*DIDLE DI DODLE DO*
Hoodie: She does know we can't see the flashback, right?
The creepypastas except Hoodie: Yeah...
Kira: Club... club... club... club...
Jack: -_- Are you done now?
Kira: ^__^ Yep!
Jeff: Good.
BEN: Let's get this party ready! *fist pumps air*
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Silence...
Ben: T^T Wait for me, guys! *runs to the direction where they went*
Timeskip...
Kira: PARTY PARTY, PEOPLE!
The creepypastas: YEAH!
Then they started partying.
Minutes later...
The creepypastas: WOHOO!!!! *drunk*
Kira: *facepalms* I made a promise and I broke it.
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Living With The Creepypastas
FanficKira lives a normal life, if you consider throwing things out the window and eating a lot of candy and not having cavities or getting fat normal, until she met the creepypastas. She couldn't believe how a sneaking in into her apartment complex can c...
