Kira: *still marching* Wait, isn't it supposed to be cheesecake? Not cheese pie.
Jeff: *marching beside Kira* *sigh* No, it's cheese pie.
Kira: Wouldn't that be weird? I mean, cheese and pie fused together, not a good combination.
Masky: *marching on the other side of Kira* *gasps* Haven't you heard the "Legend of the Cheese Pie"?!
Kira: Uh, what's that?
BEN: *marching in front of Kira* *looks around and gasps* You haven't heard of it?! It's the well-known legend around the world!
Kira: Uh huh. You're lying.
Jeff: He isn't! Let me tell you the story.
Kira: *has a bowl filled with candies* Go on.
Jeff: Once--.
Slendy: We're here!
Jeff: Seriously Slendy?! Interrupting my story time with Kira! What kind of Creepypasta are you?!
Slendy: A determined Creepypasta that wants to make his famous cheese pie that makes the Creepypastas come to my yard.
They looked around and saw they are in an abandoned cemetery in the middle of forest.
Kira: This is where you get The Holy Cheese?
Slendy: Ho ho! Child! We are just in the beginning!
Then zombies rose from the ground. They are not ordinary zombies. They are the guardians of The Holy Cheese. With cheese armor and weapons. They even have cheese underwears!
Leader of The Holy Cheese guardians: Surrender you The Holy Cheese stealer gang!
Kira: Is it really necessary to say 'The' from The Holy Cheese?
Guardian #1: Shut up ya candy lover!
Kira: What's wrong with candies?
Guardian #2: They're disgusting and are the enemies of our country!
The Creepypastas: Country?
Kira: *has dark aura around her* *shoves bow filled with candy to Jeff* Hold my bowl of candies, Jeff. Looks like cheese guardians are gonna die tonight.
Jeff: *has Kira's bowl of candies* Wha-?
Then dust covered the Creepypastas eyes. But they heard cheese curdling screams (Get it?! Get it?! XDXD).
The Creepypastas: *cough and sneeze*
The dust cleared and they saw Kira throwing the Leader's lifeless body back where they came from.
The Creepypastas: O[]O
Kira: *looks at them and gets bowl of candies in Jeff's arms* Whatcha guys looking at? And close your mouths. You guys might catch some flies.
Slendy: Ah *clears throat* Right. *walks towards the Leader's grave and presses a button behind it*
A passageway opened up from the grave. Yellow and orange light flashed out of it. They climbed down the stairs to the next stage then the grave door closed behind them.
Kira: So, Slendy. How did you got passed them when you were here for The Holy Cheese?
Slendy: I threw them to the South Pole.
Kira: *grins* Nice!
Jeff: Slendy, give us info about this next stage.
Slendy: You'll find out when we reach the bottom of the stairs.
Masky, BEN and Jeff: Tell us!
Slendy: No.
Masky, BEN and Jeff: Tell us!
Slendy: No.
Masky, BEN and Jeff: Tell us!
Slendy: No.
Masky, BEN and Jeff: Tell us!
Slendy: No.
Masky, BEN and Jeff: Tell--!
Slendy: I. Said. NO!!!!!
Sally: Ohhh! You made Slendy angry!
Charlie: *on Smile's back, sleeping*
Smile: Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. *sighs* (Translation: Lazy butthead. I need a serious talk with your parents.)
Hoody and EJ: *sighs and talks to each other*
Slendy: *sighs* At least we have sane people like Hoody and EJ. (You should jinx yourself, Slendy >:3)
Kira: *eating candies* *grins* Don't you even think about them being sane, Slendy. They have an insane beast trapped inside them. Like everyone else in this world.
Slendy: Hmm? *raises a nonexistent eyebrow* Let's see about that.
Kira: Haha! You should jinx yourself, Slendy. (That's what I said!)
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Living With The Creepypastas
FanfictionKira lives a normal life, if you consider throwing things out the window and eating a lot of candy and not having cavities or getting fat normal, until she met the creepypastas. She couldn't believe how a sneaking in into her apartment complex can c...
