The naive part of me wants to watch a horror movie
The smart side is telling me how much of a bitch baby I will be if I do watch it
Keep in mind, I get nightmares easily.
I get scared easily.
And if I watch or see something scary, you better believe my mind is going to torture me at night.
"Heh heh what if- okay hear me out. What if that hellish monster you saw earlier...... IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU LOOK OUT!"
"Hey it looks pretty dark in here. Sure would be bad if something like that hellish creature was hiding in the shadows."
"Are you sure you want to go in there? It's a lot darker than the other room you were in. Oh look, you stood still for too long, now is the perfect time for someone to murder you."
"Don't turn around."
"Why not?"
"Ummm.....Just don't. Trust me on this."
And you know what happens when paranoia kicks in?
I lose sleep.
And then I look like I just woke up from the dead the next morning.