(Y/N)'s POV)
"I'm fine, I promise." I say as I sneeze again.
"No you are not, I'm sorry but you're-" I cut off Dr. Iplier.
"I am not dying. For the thousandth time, I am not dying. I'm f-f-fine!" I sneeze again. Dr. Iplier shook his head and lead me to the couch.
"Fine, you're not dying, but you are sick. You need to rest." I nod slowly as he rushes off to get stuff. I get up and head to the kitchen where I grab some tissues.
"Whoa, (Y/N) you look like shit." I heard King of the Squirrels says.
"Yeah, I know King. Doc thinks its the flu or...s-s-something!" I sneeze again.
"Aw! You sneeze like a kitten!" He squealed. I glared.
"I do not sneeze like a kitten!" I blow my nose. "Plus I think its just my allergies." I rub my noise.
"Well, what are you allergic too?" He asked petting one of his squirrels. I sneeze again and look at the squirrel.
"Two things, pollen and animal fur." I sneeze again and sigh.
"Oh no! Are you allergic to my squirrels?" He asked sadly.
"N-No! No! It probably the pollen from the trees out front. Don't worry." He smiled. I walked back to the couch and sat down. I sneeze again.
"Well, well, what have we here?" A voice chuckled.
"Go away Dark. I'm not in the...m-m-mood!" I sneeze again.
"King was right, you sound like a kitten." He chuckled and I growled.
"No I don't. Where the hell is Dr. Iplier?"
"Right here, and you are out dying nor are you sick!" He concluded.
"Really? Do tell me more." I said with sarcasm.
"Its simply your allergy's! The pollen is some how getting into the manor and messing with your nose!" I nod and sneeze again.
"Well, who or what is bringing pollen in?" I ask.
"Well, King's infamous may be bringing in the pollen." Dark suggest. I shook my head.
"No, its just the fur that messes me up. No pollen. We need someone who almost alway outside and..." I stop mid sentence as I sneeze again.Dark chuckles. I give him a harsh glare.
"What about Wil? He's often outside." Dr. Iplier suggests.
"Lets go see." I say standing up. We head to his room and my sneezing gets more frequent. I knock on his door. "Wilford?" I call. He opens the door and I immediately start to sneeze. All over his room, along with himself was little yellow specks.
"Wilford, what happened to you?" Dark asked.
"Well I was outside when the wind began to rock the large tree and cover we with pollen. I tried to get it off but, you can see how that went Darkie." Dark rolled his eyes and I sneezed again.
"Get...rid of it.." I sneeze again. "And don't even think about saying I sound Ike a kitten." I hiss at Wilford when he opens his mouth. Dark chuckled and with a snap of his fingers the pollen as all gone. "Thank you."
"Your welcome." He reply's vanishing.
"Looks like my work here is done?" Dr. Iplier says with a smile.
"Yeah, thanks Doc." He smiles and walks off. Wilford closes his door and I head down to the couch.
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Iplier and Septic Ego Oneshots
FanfictionHello, my hero's and weirdos, my little devilish demons and somehow you found this and you should totally read it! It involves most of the Septic and Iplier egos and you as the reader. Anyway, Author out!