imaholybitch has started following taeisbae!
Where 'a holy bitch' starts following and messaging the one and only Kim Taehyung.
imaholybitch:
What's up DADDY!
taeisbae:
Wtf? I am NOT your dAdDy.
taeisbae has started following imaholybitch!
ParkChaey...
I can't believe my mans just ran away from me like that.
Did I look that bad?
I looked down at what I was wearing.
That's why...
"Way to go Rosé, now he's really gonna think your a chipmunk." I scrunched my nose at the chipmunk onesie I was wearing.
I was about to shut the door when I saw a Gucci slipper.
"Aye that's Jennie's slipper went." I jogged to go and get it.
"Jennie! I found your slipper." I screamed into the phone after dialing Jennie.
"Girl first off it's 4am...ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. WE GOR SCHOOL TOMORROW." Jennie yelled at her.
"Second off, I found my Gucci slipper a week ago." She added.
"What for real? I just found one in front of my house after Taehyung had...omg." The realization hit me.
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(Pretend she got a chipmunk onesie on^)
"I gotta go." I told Jennie.
"Wait?! Taehyung?! What do you mean-"
I ended the call and quickly hopped on my Instagram app.
I went onto Taehyungs dms and read that he was active an hour ago.
"He's sleeping..."
"OH MAI GATO!" I screamed.
"HE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!"
"HE KNOWS BECAUSE THE BOX FROM WHEN ORDERED MY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS HAD MY ADRESS ON IT. THATS WHY HE CAME WITH THE BOX. YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT. AND HES A SMART HANDSOME STALKER. LIKE HE LOOKS SO FINE- UGHHHH" I yelled running upstairs.
I threw myself on my bed and screamed into my pillow.
"What the freak is life!" I cried out.
I flopped myself into my blankets and wrapped myself around in them and just sat staring and thinking about the idiot I am until i fell asleep.
~the next day~
imaholybitch: Good Morning TaeTae! Ready for our date~?
I sent those texts hours ago.
It was now 4pm as I had gotten ready earlier knowing it would take hours for to get ready.
I decided to see when he was last active.
imaholybitch
jennierubyjane Active now
taeisbae Active now
sooya Active 3m ago
lalalalisa_m Active 2h ago
roses_are_rosie Active yesterday
I had to take a double take.
That hoe said active now.
Now as in present.
I know damn straight he is not ignoring me.
imaholybitch: Taehyung why are you ignoring me?
taeisbae: Wdym?
imaholybitch: Dang that really hurts.
taeisbae: What?
imaholybitch: Getting ignored by your mans.
taeisbae: I'm not your mans.
imaholybitch: You will be in 15 minutes.
taeisbae: 15 minutes? Oh shit... I can't make it, I totally forgot.
imaholybitch: ... It's fine.
taeisbae: I'm so sorry please don't be mad at me :(
imaholybitch: I'm not mad. It happens.
taeisbae: your being short.
imaholybitch: I'm not.
taeisbae: Yes you are. I'll make it up to you. We'll hang out this Friday for sure.
imaholybitch: k.
taeisbae: So... Seen.
"I'm freakin pissed." I mumbled as threw my purse on the couch and kicked off my shoes.
"He was the one that was so excited to meet and then he just cancels." I harshly wiped the single tear that thought right now was the right time to fall.
"Why am I about to cry over him? I'm not even sad. But who does that? That just hurts. Stranger or not." I ranted as I changed into my pjs and wiped off my makeup.
I did the same thing I did last night but this time just a few tears were present.
I drifted off to dreamland.
...
Ding!
I rubbed my eyes as the brightness from my phone shone in my face.
taeisbae: you up?
It's freaking 4am and I got places to be in the morning.
I shut my phone off and tried to go back to sleep.