//A strange life with Popuko and Pipimi//

Your Arrival ('・ω・') [ ✓ ]

Author's Point of View:

This is a story about our very own protagonist; which is you, if you haven't noticed. Now; let's tune in on our little reader, who is blissfully unaware of their newly bizarre life!

Second person's P.O.V

'This is the place right?' The Young ( Female/ Male ) thought to themselves, they're currently looking at the dorms; their new home.
There have been weird sightings of bear attacks, drunk brawls, explosions, etc. You were probably crazy to even want to go there; however, looking at the price to stay was pretty affordable. Walking towards the rather ordinary looking dorms, you started to sweat a little. This is your first step to college, it was so nerve wracking to think about it.

You were slowly closing in towards the door, that's until you noticed a crowd gathering to the right of the apartments . Now being the curious rascal you are, walking over there as fast as possible to observe the chaos was necessary. Getting shoved by the crowd was annoying; but you saw something unbelievable, an orange haired girl beating a man with a bat.
Crowd started screaming someone's name,"Popuko, Popuko, Popuko!". You guessed it was the short orange haired girl, who is now getting held by a girl with navy blue hair.

"Run, run now!" You heard the blue haired girl shout to the huge man, who was on the floor in massive pain.
Your eyes started to twitch as you gazed upon the scene,'what the hell did I get myself into...'. You started to walk away back towards the living quarters when-//Pipimi: "Hey, isn't it time for us to be introduced?"
Popuko: "Yeah, we want to see the newbie damn it!" Author: "A little time please, this is a story after all.."//
-You we're suddenly stopped by a masculine hand. "Hey, aren't you new around here?" You turned around to see the girl; Popuko, with her blue haired companion.

"Yeah, I'm new to this place, can you help me?" You asked shyly, looking at her and then back to her freakishly muscled hand. A tick mark appeared on her head as she noticed what you were freaking out about; she then spoke in a male voice?! "I won't hurt you unless you get on my nerves, asshole..." Startled; you replied, "I'm sorry miss...?" You trailed off, rubbing your ( Short / Long / Bald ) head.

"Popuko; don't forget it, or you'll be on my shit list forever." She replied happily in a female voice. Another voice cuts in, "I'm Pipimi, nice to meet you noob." Looking over at the blue haired girl, you started to notice her odd features as well. She had a long head; kind of like a Twinkie, but she had hair and a face.

You did a double take,'The Pipimi in the ad you saw for your apartment ?!'. Pipimi saw your face and laughed a little, her bow moving a little on her head. You turned to her and asked about the dorm conditions, and she surprisingly just smiled contently.
"Hold the fucking phone Pip, your telling me that this is our roommate?!" Popuko yelled in surprise at the sudden reveal; she couldn't believe it, they were getting a newbie! You looked at her sadly, thinking that she was going to hurt you. Popuko then thrusted her arm at you, "Put're there partner!" She said in a cheerful tone. You smiled at her also, shook her hand, and looked toward Pipimi. Pipimi grabbed both their hands, leading you and Popuko towards the building.

" Hey Pipimi, let's show the newbie the ropes!" Popuko said excitedly, running with You and Pipimi down the long corridor. " Alright, hey newbie, what's your name anyway?"
'Your asking me this now?!' You thought in disbelief, panting a little because of Pipimi's pace.
" ( Your Name ) ( Last Name )." You replied miffled , Pipimi smirked.
You and the other two girls stopped in front of a retro designed door, two P's on the right.
Popuko then took a ( First initial ) from God knows where, and placed it beside the P's.
" Welcome!" They both exclaimed, confetti swarming around them. They opened the door, the door to your new life...

//Author: "So, how'd I do girls? "
Popuko: "it's great, now that you introduced us!"
Pipimi: * shakes head * "Don't be mean Popuko."
Popuko: "I'm not, you know the author wouldn't have wrote the story if it didn't have us in it. We make it bizarre!"
Pipimi: You have a point.
Author: "why are you guys so mean! "
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Popuko: "We're not, we just speak truthfully!"
Author and Popuko: *currently arguing*
Pipimi: " Please drop some ideas to help the author, since this was just made on a whim."
Author: "Hey!" ヽ('⌒'メ)ノ
Pipimi: *shrug*