Six hours later:
"Wait wait wait", tony waved steve down, "shot? In the chest?", Tony pointed at bucky, who rolled his eyes and steve and tony.
"No, you ass, i was bean bagged", Bucky untied his robe and flashed his bruised chest, a collective, "oooh' abd 'ouch', went around the table, clint and thor both leaned in to get a better look at it.
"What is this, bean bag, you speak of, a weapon?", thor asked and mobed to poke bucjys chest, only to have steve slap his hand away with a scowl, "A bean bag round, also known by its trademarked name flexible baton round, is a baton round fired as a shotgun shell used for less lethal apprehension of suspects.".
"Witch i take offence to", bucky coughed, "wh-", Steve started but bucky hushed him, "do i look like a less than lethal target?"
"Shut the hell up and finish the story", natasha snapped, rubbing her eyes tiredly.
"Alright, ok", Steve shook his head and crossed his legs.
The team was in the living room, gathered in chairs.
"Ok, so Bucky hit the floor...
"Freeze! In the name of asgard!"
"Asgard?-", thor cut off, everyone yelled at him in sync, "Thor! Let him finish telling what happened! Then we can ask questions!", clint said, exasperated.
"As i was saying", steve continued.
"Freeze! In the name of asgard!", the man roared and all but stepped on Bucky as he charged at steve, steve, who in return ducked as a bean bag blast what shot at him.
The wall exploded with the forced of more blasts as steve rolled away and grabbed the table, he smashed it against the man who held up his arn as a sheild.
"Steve?", percy peeked out of the bathroom, "percy, stay!", the man was decked out in armor, he had two triangle tattoos on his bald head, and without hesitation he dropped the bean bag gun, and pulled out two rifles.
"P- fuck it", steve tackled percy and kicked the door to the bathroom shut as the man opemed fire, he yelled in pain as a bullet grazed his arm, bullets flew everywhere and steve dragged percy with him and into the tub.
The bulletskept going , steve held percy close to his chest and did his best to sheild him from the bullets, the gunshots turned away from them and banging was heard.
"Stay!", steve lept out of the tub after makeing sure percy was ok, then out of the door, now covered in bullet holes.
He opened it and nearly cried in relif, bucky was on his feet, metal arm wrapped around the man in a choke hold, the man grabbed buckys legs and pulled, causing bucky to fall on his back, steve turned to the bedroom and grabbed his sheild,he bolted out in time to see bucky kicked the guy of his feet as he twisted up and onto his own feet.
At the same time, bucky and steve stood on either side of the man on their floor, and at the same time, bucky punched the guy with his metal hand, and steve hit him in the head with his sheild.
"Fuck!", bucky fell on the couch, witch now had several bullet holes in it, "my god damn chest- shit on a stick", he grabbed his chest and breathed deeply.
"Did he-","it was just a bean bag", bucky leaned forward with a wince, "fuck, the escalated so fast", steve nudged the guy with his foot.
"We should call in for clean up, think he was here for hermes?", buvky threw a hand up, "well he sure as hell wasn't here for to sell cookies, call- fuck i dont know, tony? We need to question him".
"For what?", steve bend down and poked at the chest plate of the mans armor, "for- he just tried to fucking kill us! Steve! And he yelled 'freeze' AFTER he shot me! He obviously has not fucking clue what the hell hes doing", bucky snapped.
"Damn barnes", clint arched an eyebrow at bucky, who glares, "i jad just got fucking bean baged in the chest, so sue me for not being in a good mood"
"Guys?", steve turned and exhaled in relife, "percy, you ok?" , percy nodded, "good, put on your shoes, lets go"
"Where?","the tower, now hurry up"
Steve ushered percy to get dressed, in the dokr way their neighbor stepped into vision, "Mr. Rogers?", he called, bucny waved from his spot on the couch.
"Oh- hey mr.blofis!", he called and stood, grabbing his boots from next to the couch.
"Is everything ok?", he said weirly, grabbing onto the door frame, "everything is A-ok sir", bucky patted his chest as he couch upna bit of blood.
"And then we came here", bucky finished , head tilting back to rest on the couch, "we dropped percy off with maria and leo for a bit, Steve's suppose to pick him up-", bucky checked his phone fkr the time.
"And hour ago"
"Shit!", steve lept up and ran for the elevator, thor leaned towards bucky, "the man you put in our cells, asgardian? Is he connected to the hela person?", bucky shrugged.
"He attacked us, he's dressed in armor and had weord tattoos, i can only assume he works for her, and hermes was there before he attacked, apparently gods are going missing, me and steve only assumed"
Bucky explained, "i think we need to question this fella", natasha said to thir, who nodded, "ill prep some meds to wake him up", bruce stood, "ill set up the interrogation system" tony agreed.
"Have friday see if any cameras caught where he came from, search all of new york if you have to", natasha shot at tony and the four stood and started towards the elevator.
"Ok! Nice chat!", bucky called and looked at clint, who shrugged, "wana get hammered?", bucky stared at him.
"Sure"
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Percy against the law
HumorIt should be against the law to shoot someone while they're hanging Christmas lights, Steve considers, annoyed. Percy held up his hands and backed away, he hit a solid figure, wincing as a hand grabbed his shoulder. "My apologies for my boy!", Percy...
