Mindless Age (Season 3)

Back To Step One... Again!?

Chapter 1: Back to Step One...again!

Jade: (playing with Serena) Boys! Lunch is ready!

Jordan: (pushes Peyton) me first doofus!

Peyton: shut up poop brain

Jade: both of you shut it and take a seat.

(door bell rings)

Jade: (deep sigh) comin''

(door bell rings)

Jade: (yells) I'm coming godammit!

(door bell rings, Jade opens it)

Jade: Andi?

Andi: (frowns) no hugs? You haven't seen me for ten years!

Jade: (laughs, hugs her) what are you doing here?

Andi: well I'm taking a few pictures here in the homeland--

Jade: we were born in L.a.

Andi: (shrugs) whatever I just need some place to stay until I'm shipped back out...

Jade: oh? (confused, scratches head)

Andi: (hands her a suitcase)

Jade: what's this?

Andi: I'm your new house guest!

Jade: what?!

(Andi walks in, stops when she sees Peyton & Jordan)

Andi: Jade! The munchkins from the Wiz are in your house!

Jade: (laughs) these are my kids, Peyton and Jordan are eight and Serena is two.

Andi: (grimace) you had kids?...awh...

Jade: (frowns,rolls eyes) awh?

Andi: please tell me your furnishing gets better as I walk further (points to couch)

Jade: um... Peyton take your aunts things upstairs

Jordan: (disappointed) she's our aunt!?

Andi: yes littlle person sadly for me I'm your aunt...

Jade: (deep sighs) so tell me about spain Andi...

Andi: it was amazing! I partied with Megan Good and slept with Leonardo DiCaprio, Yes you have my permission to envy me.

Jade: (chuckles)

Andi: so how's your life?

Jade: um...good-- great even (fake smiles) Leah has a daughter whose four and Tyler is turning eleven in a few days...

Andi: wow... Bianca and Prod must be happy

Jade: yeah... Because their not together anymore... Bianca's a lesbian

Andi: Bee likes to chew carpet now ?(laughs)

Jade: (shakes head) Demi is still in a coma so Roc is really messed up about that...

Andi: and what about Prince?

Jade: hmm? What about him?

Andi: how is he doing?

Jade: um... he's getting married

Andi: really?... Wow I'm proud, good for him! (shrugs,smiles) to who?

Jade: Scarlett

Andi: Scarlett?... Ray's assistant?

Jade:(nods)