My dear friend whovianbyheart, suggested that I add a special date scene on Facebook. They are the only two on Facebook. Or are they?
Tris: Hey Tobias <3
Four: Hey Trissyboo <3
Tris: What should we do tonight?
Four: You mean we should plan a date for tonight? YUUS!!!!!!!!
Tris: ... OK then. It must be all-out dauntless. Ooooh I know!! What if we--
Four: No Tris. We cannot hang my father over the chasm. I would love to but, it would be unethical. He is all talk.
Marcus: Hey!!! That isn't true!!!!
Jeanine: Great Marcus, you blew it!!
Marcus: Sorry Jeanie Weenie. :( Do you forgive me?
Jeanine: Of course Markey Warkey! Well at least they don't know our secret.
Marcus: You kinda just did tell them cupcake.
Tris+ Four: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Caleb: Well if you think about it, they are both demons.
Susan: Caleb. You can't be talking. But I still love you. <3
Tris: Susan! How could you! Dating a traitor!
Four: Wait just a second! Who else is on Facebook right now!!!???
Uriah: Sup Four...
Marlene: Hiya!
Lynn: I'm here without a date.
Shauna: I still hate you Divergents!!!!!!
Zeke: I'm with her!
Four: Ok so the known couples here are: Tris and I, Caleb and Susan, Shauna and Zeke, and Uriah and Marlene.
Tris: And finally the worst pair up in the world, MARCUS AND JEANINE!!!!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
Lizzy: Hey! What about me?
(Everyone is clueless)
Tris: Who the hell are you?
Lizzy: I am your father *hoa pa hoa pa*
Four: With a woman's name?
Lizzy: Nah I was just kidding. Honestly you all walked into that one :D
Lynn: Hey girl! I like your style! We should hang!!!!
Four: THAT IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS YOU HALF WIT!!!!!
Tris: Tobias, calm down. Now. Hello Lizzy. Who exactly ARE you?
Lizzy: I, Tris, am your guys' friend. Why? Because I am writing this book !!! You will see me pop up often he-he bye!!!!
Lizzy has logged off Facebook.
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Faction Facebook
HumorHave you ever read Demigod Facebook or Doctor Who Facebook? Food you really like them? Then I have the book for you! Explore a hilarious comedy of the five factions and the factionless. Don't forget those Divergents!
