Throne of Glass/Avengers Crossover

Part 11

So im a piece of shit, and literally, have no excuse other than i just had no idea what to do next. then i forgot wattpad was a thing. so yeah. I also listened to Jumpsuit and Nico and the Niners while writing this (on repeat) that had no relevance i just think you should listen to them.

Celaena POV---

"WHO DO I HAVE TO MURDER TO GET A FEW DAYS OFF?"

I could feel Rowan holding in his laughter. 

"SHUT UP, BASTARD." I hid his tattooed forearm playfully.

I slid from the counter and straightened my robe. I motioned for everyone to sit on the mounds of cushions. Nat shook her head, "I'm going to tell Fury you are alive." And she gracefully jumped over the door. Rowan noticed and used his magic to put the door back in its hinges. I touched his arm in a silent thanks. I let my head fall to my hands once I had gracefully landed on the cushions, and mumbled, "What is it this time?"

Steve replied, still blushing from their oh so convenient intrusion. "Fenrys broke the glass last night. He tried to kill himself. If Strange hadn't been there he would have been gone."

Rowan tensed behind me. He didn't know about Maeve/Morgan then. I turned my head to where Rowan was seated.

"Maeve is in this realm. She killed me in back in Mistward, which explains how I got to here and Asgard, where I committed murder. It was only a few people. Thor was sent to take care of me." His eyebrows rose in a question and looked over to Thor."How badly did you beat his ass?" I snorted."Typical Celaena style. Anyways, Maeve, she calls herself Morgan now, followed me here and what's left of the Cadre is here. She attacked me in a busy street and Fenrys let himself get captured. That was the day you found me in the alley."

"So everything has gone to shit." 

I nodded and was snapped out of the conversation by Thor. "Assassin now is not the time to gaze into your lover's eyes."

Rowan then spoke for the first time. "How did he stop Fenrys from killing himself. If Maeve, or Morgan, gave a blood order then he would have had to follow through with it. Speaking from experience, if she gave very precise orders to kill himself then he would have had no option."

"He used telepathy, made him unable to kill himself. Wait, Mr. Territorial Fae Bastard is blood-sworn to Morgan. Then what is he doing here? He could be reporting to her!"

We lost it, I was laughing so hard my sides hurt. Rowan laughed out loud, something he never did in the company of others. "He's blood sworn to me. Maeve- the bitch-" I managed to get out through the last bought of laughter. After I had regained some sense I finished the sentence, "Maeve nearly killed us, I nearly killed all of her subjects to release him."

"Celaena, another fae was caught today. Carin. He won't speak to anyone, I think he'll talk to you." 

My heart dropped. I almost started crying. Steve had just signed Carin's death warrant, I had the means to kill the fae who tortured me for years. I stood up and rushed to the trash bin. I hurled what little I had eaten the night before. Rowan was there almost instantly, holding my hair back. Once I had stopped hurling my guts up, Rowan handed me a paper towel.  I stood on shaky legs, only to collapse into Rowan's arms. And then I really lost it. I started sobbing tears of joy. I looked at my mate and smiled.

 "I get to kill him. I really get to do all of the terrible things he did to me and do it to him." I spoke in a small whisper.

 He returned the sentiment and whispered for only fat ears, "I love you A.I would kiss you but all I smell is vomit." I stood again and wiped the tears from my face. Tony looked at me, like I would kill him at any moment. "We'll take you to Carin, but one question Celaena. Who is the big guy?" I ran to my bedroom to change into something I wouldn't mind ruining with blood. I heard Rowan answer perfectly, 

"I'm Rowan Whitethorn, the guy 481 years older than Celaena and I get to have sex with her when she isn't being tortured by a pompous dick."

I love making Rowan a fucking sassy bitch