Exorcist - BatFamily X O.Cs (Groupchat)

6. Damian to Jade

Damiwayne direct messaged crystaljade.

Damiwayne: Roth, I need your help

Crystaljade: stfu really?

Damiwayne: yes

Crystaljade: I can't believe this

Crystaljade: Damian Wayne is asking for my help

Crystaljade: the Damian Wayne

Crystaljade: the Robin

Crystaljade: the mysterious bad boy at Gotham Academy who makes every girl (and boy) swoon

Crystaljade: that douchebag who stole my sandwich

Crystaljade: from lunchbox

Damiwayne: I never stole your sandwich, Roth

Damiwayne: I know better than to steal from
The devil

Damiwayne: I may be the antichrist but you are Satan

Damiwayne: I stole Amer's sandwich

Damiwayne: and who is 'lunchbox'

Damiwayne: I thought I took it from Klarion the Witch Boy

Crystaljade has added: bluegirlgolddragon and witchboyrichboy to the chat

Damiwayne: how do we keep defying the laws of social media in this thing????

Witchboyrichboy: why do you still think my name is lunchbox??????????

witchboyrichboy: 666

witchboyrichboy: that's all I have to say

witchboyrichboy: goodbye

Witchboyrichboy has left the chat

Damiwayne: why are people such freaks

Crystaljade: Sorry dami, I had to get my phone away from Isis

Crystaljade: So what's up?

Damiwayne: I need your help with a 'family' issue

Crystaljade: you need me to make out with you again so Jon will stop texting you gross things?

Damiwayne: no one kiss was fine

Bluegirlgolddragon: bUt He'D bE dOwN fOr AnOtHeR KiSs💋💏😘😙😗😚👄👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Crystaljade: I should have never told her about that

Damiwayne: Yeah, you really shouldn't have.....

Bluegirlgolddragon: we should add Maps and Colin to this and see what they think about your smoochy smoochy

Crystaljade: IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND YOU WILL NEVER SEE THOTH AGAIN

bluegirlgolddragon: *le gasp* Nuuuuu my baby

Bluegirlgolddragon: eh, life is a sacrifice and you only live once

Bluegirlgolddragon: yolo

Damiwayne: I guess if Colin finds out it's alright

Damiwayne: he kissed Jon so I guess it's a deal

Bluegirlgolddragon has added: imthemaps and redorphan to the chat

Bluegirlgolddragon has named the chat: superkidz

Bluegirlgolddragon has added: jonkent to the chat

Bluegirlgolddragon: I would attempt to sneak Bart and Jamie into this but I'm afraid it would get too chaotic

Imthemaps: uh- 🖖🏻

Damiwayne: wtf is that

Damiwayne: Maps wtf is that

Redorphan: YOU KISSED JADE

imthemaps: you kissed my girl!?!?!?!?!

Imthemaps: I mean we've been dating for like a month but still

Imthemaps: sHe Is MiNe!!!!!

Crystaljade: hey, lets not get feisty here

Imthemaps: Jade where are you

Imthemaps: wAiT dAmIaN iS rObIn?!?!?!?!

Damiwayne: siht fukc dman heck

Damiwayne: HOLY DUCKS BATMAN THATS A LOT OF QUACK

redorphan: well the secret is out

Redorphan: hi, I'm Abuse

Jonkent: Batman is going to kill Dami

Redorphan: So, why were you sending gross messages to my baby boy?

Redorphan: jk, Damian is more the daddy type

Crystaljade: I don't want to hear about this

Imthemaps: I'm not over the Robin thing, but who is that country boy over there

Imthemaps: do you actually ride horses to school

Imthemaps: are all your roads dirt

Imthemaps: how do you know Jade

Imthemaps: do you wear a cowboy hat? 🤠

Jonkent: no

Jonkent: no

Jonkent: Met her with Damian and Colin this year

Jonkent: no, i more so wear hoodies

Jonkent: are my messages to your satisfaction

Redorphan: no

Redorphan: answer mine

Jonkent: I tried beer for the first time and I thought Damian was Darla

Jonkent: Sorry 😐

Redorphan: ok sounds good

Damiwayne: So i didn't have to kiss Jade....