Abrupt and sometimes unwanted

Chapter 3, the sixth avenger

This is how i imagine Thor, with less of a beard and and a tad bit longer hair, just long enough to braid!
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Thor was unpleasantly awoken by a high pitched sound. He glared around the room looking for the source of the noise. He could hear Loki, his brother, banging on their joint bedroom wall to shut the fuck up. Thor finally caught on, remembering where the distinct sound was coming from (as it does EVERY morning). His cellphone. He reached for the device, which he always placed on his nightstand, soon discovered it was nowhere in sight.

He fumbled for it as he grew more and more ill-tempered  lifting everyone of his pillows in the frantic search for it. He eventually found it wedged between the mattress and bed frame, however that's possible. He snoozed it and then read the top messages on the lockscreen, 50 unread messages and 12 missed calls. He tossed the phone on top of the covers.

"Just give up already", he groaned. 

Yesterday his friends had tried persuading him into going to Mcdonald's with them, no way he thought to himself. He'd set his phone to night mode to send a clear hint to leave him the fuck alone. Clearly it had not worked out, seeing as his phone was practically blown up.

"Do these people seriously not understand the concept of sleeping", he mumbled out to an empty room. He was a big guy, who needed a ton of rest. It was different for someone like Natasha who was both slimmer and a couple inches shorter than him, meaning she was carrying around less body mass. And if Thor did the math correctly that meant she would get less tired, of course it depended on the ratio of muscle mass to bodyweight... But still!

Thor went back to his phone and scrolled through some of the other messages. Most of them was from their Avengers groupchat and it went something like this:

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                            yesterday 21:13

Tony the demigod: anyone know if Thors up??? Steve, Bruce?

America's next president: nah, no idea, i literally just finished my text... no thx to clint, so havent talked to thor in like, 5h. btw i think bucky is joining us tnight, just talked to him.

CawCaw🐦: why u keep blaming me stoove :/, not my fault you're a bad student, i think your robocop bf is distracting you. ehehehhe

Bucky with the good hair: stfu clint.

Brucie boy: Just left Thor's place, he was going to bed early, said something about beauty-sleep and being well refreshed in time for summer break. I'm also going to bed now, night guys :)

Tony the demigod: No bruce don't fall asleep, Joineth us, thy brethren! We shall consume chicken nuggets until the early m'rning and__ just__ then shall we safely traveleth towards school, not restful but certes satisfied.

Brucie boy: ...

CawCaw🐦: wtf Tony

                             yesterday 21:16

Bucky with the good hair: the fact that u made me read that with my own to eyes is sadistic..im calling the police on u tony

Tony the demigod: consid'r thyselph shakespeared!!!
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And on and on and on... Thor didn't even bother with a response, he would see them all soon anyway, school was supposed to start in like 40 min. He wrapped himself up in his favourite red blanket and then shuffled out of his bedroom, he needed some food to fuel him through yet another day of school. He paused outside Loki's door and knocked on it.

"Brother?", he said hesitantly .

No answer. He knocked harder...

"Do you want coffee?", Thor continued their onesided conversation. " Cause I'm making some either way".