Devilish younger sister

roasting queen

Erica's p.o.v

So today me and brennen are apparently staying the night at Colbys house, we are also suppose to do a ritual, or a haunting thing of some sort. I unlike most people was excited to do this, but I'm not going over there in sweatpants and a t shirt with no bra, so I decided to get ready. It was wpm, what can I say I did stay up till 6am watching the roommates channels to have some incite on them before I met them. Anyways Brennen was up way before me and went to his friend Corrinas. Since he was gone I decided to take a shower and change in his room, so I did. I took basically an hour shower/bath. 1 because the water felt amazing, and 2 I needed to seriously shave because here it was still shorts weather while in New York it was leggings weather still. Anyways i decided to put this on

I even curled my hair and changed my phone case to match. I did my usual eyeliner and mascara and tied my combat boots.  I was super hungry so I went over to the fridge and ate an apple. Then I found his before work out powder. And here I though I was gonna be fat while I lived in Cali. So I wrote brennen a note that basical Y I went for a workout and I'd be back in 2 hours. I drank the work out drink, and decided to run a mile or two as a warm up. When I finished that I realized I should have waited to do my work out, so I ran home and brennen was still gone. So I hoped in the shower and while I was in the shower I put my clothes in the wash. Then I got out and put on the exact same thing. It was now 4pm where the fuck is my annoying older brother. As if on que i saw him park hoa car outside and head up the steps with big Nick waiting on the bottom of the steps. Brennen burst through the door. Come on let's go Erica we got to get to by boy Colbys house. he semi yelled. Stop yelling you cock sucker, let's go. And before he could register what I said I grabbed my MCR wallet and zoomed out the door. When i got to the bottom Nick was sitting in the front seat. I got in the car and not even a minute later brennen jumped in the car and started the engine.
Time skip
At the trap house

We pulled up to the trap house we all got out of the car. Nick was having trouble so brennen helped him even though I was closer. I'm not the one for helping people. We went up to the door and it was unlocked. Brennen pulled out his camera and started whispering into the camera that he was gonna scare the roomates. Me and Nick just stayed down stairs I have to admit they have a nice place. I found a couch and sat on it after 5 mins I heard a bunch of yells. I smiled and shook my head. I decide to pull out my phone and do what any person would do and scroll through insta. As I was scrolling I came across Lucy last photo she posted before she was in the car crash. It was her in a cage with a lot of dogs.

Seeing the picture of all the animals she helped made me realize how much I miss her. Anyways Brennen came back downstairs with everyone behind him. Hey sis. Brennen said obviously not realizing I knew he was in front of me. Yes Brennen do you need something. I asked looking up from my phone and useing the fakest angelic voice ever. Actually now that you ask can you do my laundry, cook dinner, and clean. He asked. I about killed him right then and there, that was so sexest of him. No i was thinking more of come quitely or ill kill you fight here in front of god and his people. I said in my normal voice. Damn, ok I get it geez. Brennen said. " wow Brennen your sister is almost as savage as big Nick." Corey said. "Wait what if Brennen's sister and big Nick had a trash battle," Sam said. "I'm down" said big Nick. So he began roasting everyone. I'll admit he was pretty good, but I had 13 years of experience on him. Because at my school I would always trash battle with this girl named Emily. She was a bitch and I always won. So I began with my roast.
First let's start with Brennen. He won bitch of the year since he was 2. And how can I forget that what you think is a YouTube channel is absolute shit. I don't know if you've noticed but you've never and will never win brother of the year. Now that we've cleanered things up big bro I'm going to take down your friend next.
Next up to bat is colby brock oh who am I kidding he shouldn't even try. Him and Brennen pretend to be gay in front of the camera, but little do the viewers know you aren't pretending. And good for you colby trying to bring back the Justin beiber hair cut to bad no one wanted to look just as retarded as you. Now on to your other lover Sam Goldencock. Normally I'd start of hard and roast you right away but where I come from that's considered animal cruely. Sam pretends to cry. Oh would you look at that I feel accomplished now. I don't know why your crying oh wait I got it now. One because your still a baby that's bottle feed, and 2 because colby left you for Brennen. Corey I'm coming after you as well sure at first people think your cool until they get to know you and the realize your mental. Some people call me the devil. Your about to find out why. Just maybe sleep with one eye open tonight. Aaron doh. Oh no he doesn't even have to walk we just rolls were ever he goes. The only reason you eat egg whites is because missing yours. You have the biggest family, but your the biggest disappointment. Next we have Jake webber. The crazy mother fucker. You say your emo then you say your goth, well news flash honey you can't be both. Your Elton replacement ya they all know. You also feel left out because your the only one who still hasn't been laid. Finally we got the roast "king" well I'm the roast queen so you can just leave while your ahead. To bad you can't get laid or you might have a seizure. And I know you try to act normal but if you really want to be normal wel then grow a foot or two. Now that I've destroyed you I just want you to know this comes from my head. Oh and I almost forgot one last thing... fuck you all.
"Damn, I think I pissed my pants. You definitely won" said big nick.  
"With your condition you prolly did," I said. "DAMN, sis calm down you've released your anger or at least some of it," Brennen said. "Fine, but I swear if I hear one more person call me Brennen little sister I will drop kick them. My name is Erica!" I said. I realized how rude I was being and took some deep breaths. "Sorry" I mumbled. "Its ok" Colby said. Damn that kid was to nice for his own good. It has been 4 hours since the roasting battle and i got bored. I looked at the time it was 9. Time to start getting ready for contacting my true family. Jk. So are we doing theese haunted things now or in a few 100 years when we r on the other side of it. I asked. Everyone gave me stank faces and groaned. Sis you are the only one who is excited about doing this. Brennen said. I just want to see if I can contact my underworld family. I said. Sam gulped then said "What does that mean." You'll see Sam and it's weird af. Said brennen. And with that he went to get an Ouija board. My favorite thing. 😈😈😈😅

I just wanted to add the roast are all made up I love all of the people I mentioned and would never say this about them in real life. Thx 😈😉😄