I'm back Girly Pop's. I'm so sorry for the wait, I've taken a few days for self care. I needed to come up with more jokes, because I'm not a fountain of joke's. Sorry gal's.
And for everyone who didn't get the joke in the last chapter: about your mom being rated E. Its supposed to be a reference toward video games and how your mom would be rated E, for everyone. Get it? eh its alright.
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"HeY GiRlY PoP's, Emma freaking Chamberlain here and I'm going to rock your world. Not sexually of course because that would be against my core beliefs as a christian." I say with a constipated smile.
So I'm back with a video, I decided I should be productive human being, and do something so my Mom could be proud of me. hehe
For my video, I'm stuck between doing a video reacting to conspiracy theory's or recreating iconic vines. VERY tough decision to make.
I decide to go with reacting to conspiracy theory's because, it requires less work. And Emma Chamberlain is one lazy bitch.
"SO today is not just Sunday, But it is also the day we react to Conspiracy theory's. And yes, I am copying Shane Dawson. Am I ashamed? Maybe, But that's not the point." I try to explain to my non-existent audience.
"So the first theory is that, people think the world is fucking flat; just like my boob's." I say with a strait face.
"People actually think this is true, They say that NASA faked the moon landing, and that all the pictures off our "round" planet are fake." I look into the camera with a dumb look.
"Kid's, this is why we don't do drug's." I say with a laugh.
"Okay, Okay. If the world was actually flat, then If we traveled around the world, wouldn't we just fall off the Earth. See I got's brains." I say pointing to my head.
"Well honestly, this Theory is stupid and anyone believes this crap, needs help." I say with a grin.
"Next one."
"Ted Cruz and Brian Baumgartner are the same person. If you don't know who Brian is, He is from the Office and he plays Kevin. I will insert a picture of him." I say with a laugh. where do people come up with this shit. There geniuses.
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"Not gonna lie. I'm a believer in this one. God Bless America." I say laughing hysterically.
omfg BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This so great.
"alright, alright. They final Conspiracy theory of the night will be about Queen Elizabeth. People believe that she is a cannibal, and that she descends from a long line of cannibals." I say dumb founded to the camera.
"People have this much time on there hands, to come up with this stuff." I say shaking my head, laughing.
"Well I guess we know why the Queen has lived so long, she was a cannibal. Case closed." I say with a laugh.
"Well I hoped you barfed at least one time through the video and I will see you Girly Pop's in the next video." I say with a full teeth smile. I'm so fucking fake. lol.
I turn off the camera and jump onto my bed. Fuck i'm tired.
