"Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?" asked Kaito randomly.
"wha- what?" stuttered the teacher
"when women or girls put mascara on, they just stare into a mirror with their mouths wide open. How does that change things?"
"Well, well it doesn't change anything... we just do it by habit." She blinked
"Do you think that aliens exist?"
"Kuroba-kun, can you please save the questions for afterwards or at least ask questions related to the subject."
"We are in science and aliens are known to be scientific, so your point was invalid." he smiled innocently.
"Yes we are in science, but we are learning about the Periodic Table, NOT aliens." She was starting to grind her teeth from the frustration.
"The periodic table was invented by Dmitri Mendeleev who was a Russian chemist and constructed a table for all the elements to fit and even predicted other elements that would sooner or later to be found."
"...That's correct." Everyone was now staring at him (except for one) for even being able to remember the chemists' name.
"so, do you think aliens exist?" he tilted his head to the side.
This continued on for a while... the teacher ended up answering the questions.
"What's your biggest screw up in the kitchen?" - K
"When I first tried to bake biscuits for my husband" - T
"What's the closest thing to real magic?" - K
"Giving birth to a form of life" - T
"What's the most useless talent you have?" - K
"Being able to bark like a dog." -T
"Would you rather Fly or Stop Time?" - K
"Stop time, so I if I drop something I can always catch it before it is ruined." - T
A light caught the edge of Kaito's vision and he stopped asking random questions towards the teacher, much to her glee. As soon as she turned back around to face the board, he turned towards Shinichi and gave him a thumbs up, which was returned with a thankful smile.
'Never again' he thought, was he going to spend the whole day solving crimes and going to bed at 3 in the morning. If it wasn't for his magician, he wouldn't have been able to hang in his homework on time. I should buy him that chocolate cake he stares at whenever we walk past the cafe.
Later they were sat opposite each other while Kaito practically inhales the chocolate death cake and Shinichi stares at him with fond eyes as the magicians' own eyes glow with happiness.
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♥OneShots♥ - Shinkai / Kaishin
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