Yaoi Book Of Smut And Fluff

The Nerd In My Bedroom

•hmm, first authors note, what should I say ... oh I know! Welcome to this book! I hope you enjoy it and don't get to mad with inconsistent updates. Feel free to comment and such and if you want a part two to this just ask, I would be happy to since these two are my favorite boys ever to write! This one-shot is actually how they met on cannon so like, yea. Without further stalling, let's get onto the story!•

*semi-strangers having sex. I don't know if that requires a warning, but better safe then reported*

>word count 5162 w/o author shit<
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I Groaned as i woke up only to be hit with waves and waves of unwanted pain. my head was pounding and i was unreasonably warm and comfortable. the air reeked of weed and cheap beer and all the windows seemed to be open, causing a shit ton of light to flood in and nearly kill my poor sensitive eyes. It took a good few moments of staring and blinking rapidly before my eyes decided to finally adjust to the light. I Sighed and glanced around the room i was in, which i soon figured out was mine. there was a mess of beer cans and solo cups on the ground along with someone's clothes. a pair of pink panties hung from the door and there was a skirt and white crop top pooled at the side of my bed. whoever thoes belonged to must have been pretty small because, well, their clothes where small. Taking a deep breath, i stuffed my face into the pillow. the pleasant smell of peaches and cream filled my lungs as i breathed into the pillow.

"Wha ..." I heard a small voice say, though i couldn't hear them clearly with my face stuffed into the pillow. they sounded dazed and confused, maybe as confused as me but i wouldn't know. I lifted my head slowly from the pillow to see who it was, considering it sounded as though they were laying right next to me. "Oh shit! Lee" the person hissed, and this time i could clearly hear them. It sounded like someone very familiar to me, but i didn't know who. odd, i basically know everyone in school. I lazily looked over to see a boy, his chocolate brown hair a mess and his pale skin void of all colour except for the prominent red on his cheeks. he was sitting up and staring down at me with big green eyes that reminded me of the forest. oh and did i mention that he was covering his body with my blanket, yea that was happening too. he seemed mortified. "Sorry! I didn't mean to ... i didn't .." The boy started before rambling on to me about how sorry he was and how he knew i couldn't forgive him.

"Calm down" I mumbled groggily to him, placing my hand on what i assumed to be his thigh to attempt to calm the dude down. It worked and i felt him slowly relax. i don't know why he was getting so worked up over this. he let out a small humm before shifting away from my hand shyly, making me chuckle a bit. i had to admit, this boy was pretty fucking cute. i flashed him a smile before shifting around in the blankets. I still couldn't remember what all happened last night, but i felt i had a pretty good guess based on the naked boy in my bed and the cans littered around my room. It wasn't like it was my first time in this situation, and it definitely wasn't my first time waking up with another boy but most the time i wake up and instantly regret my life choiced. Yes, i do dumb shit while drunk and sleep with dumb people, who would have thought. I purred slightly as i shifted under my blanket. the damn thing was bunched up in a bunch of odd places and it wasn't the best in the confert section of things, even if it was more comfortable then it normally would have been. I gave up after a very short few seconds of struggling and just decided i should get up and inspect the damage to my parents home. Knowing the people from my school, there would be jizz in every, single, little place they could get it. I moved the blanket off my body, only to me hit with a wave of cool air. I looked down at my gloriously tanned body, every inch because there was nothing there to cover it. i guess i had ditched my hole 'if someone is in your bed, at least have boxers' mentality and just went full nude. i didn't mind though, i mean, i wasn't inherently bad looking and honestly, if i had to be naked in front of someone the kid next to me would be my first choice. i mean who wouldn't want a cute little piece of ass looking at you naked?