"Alex. Alex wake up!" I heard a voice say. I slowly opened my eyes. There was Ashlen sitting up on the other side of the couch.
"Hey what's up buttercup?" I said in a sleepy voice. I looked around the room and back at her. She looked worried and mad...
"Alexzander what happened last night? What did we do?" she said quickly.
"Wait what? We didn't do anything! I kissed you as a joke and you fainted!" I shouted. I was mad but I understood where she was coming from. "I wouldn't do that to you. You mean a lot to me. Why would I mess things up by trying something the first night I met you?"
"Yeah I guess you're right... So... What's for breakfast?" she said to me.
"FUCKING NOTHING!" shouted Mikey from his bed.
"Oh geez not this guy again... MIKEY SHUT UP WE'LL STOP AT WALMART!" I shouted back at him. I looked over at Ashlen. "you coming?" I asked quietly.
" I'm gonna lay down for a little while longer. You go ahead." she replied. I walked threw the curtain and saw all the guys just lounging around. Except Mikey who was looking through the cabinets again.
"Hey Kelly can you drive us to Walmart?" I shouted to our driver.
"I don't know about that. What if someone recognizes you guys?" she shouted back.
"Oh don't worry about it. We can manage. Just drop us off a block away or something."
"Whatever you say."
I looked over at Mikey. "happy?"
"Yessssss" he said jokingly.
We finally got to the store after walking 2 blocks. Ashlen had to wear a cover up too.
"Fuck yeah! Walmart!" screamed Kris. He's such a dork! Felix elbowed him in the side. "Dude shut up! You're going to blow our cover!"
"Lighten up Felix and live a little!" Kris shouted back. "Now, Alex will you please say the words?"
"T'would be my pleasure Brethren Kristopher." I took a deep breath... "..... LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!!!" I yelled. We all started running around like wild monkeys. Felix just shook his head and grabbed a basket. He was of course going to get everything.
"Pillow fight anyone?" Mikey asked from behind me and Ashlen. I looked over at her as she turned around then BAM body pillow to the face! It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen! I fell the the floor laughing as she just stood there trying not to laugh.
"Okay chunky, it's on." she said while grabbing the nearest pillow.
"Ooooooooo shit just got real!" shouted me and Kris at the same time. "Duck and cover!!!" I shouted to Kris. We took off towards the beds while Mikey and Ashlen chased us with memory foam pillows.
"YOU GUYS STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! YOU ARE ADULTS OF A FAMOUS BAND AND IT'S TIME YOU STARTED ACTING LIKE IT!!!!!" Felix screamed at us all. Mikey and Ash put the pillows down. Me and Kris got up from behind the bed and just waited....
"oh shit....." Felix whispered. And not 5 seconds later we heard a girl screaming at the top of her lungs "IT'S THE GUYS FROM THE WING RIPPERS!!!!" We all looked at each other and said at the same time "RUN!" We booked it to the check out and had them call security. We didn't think it would work but they had them surround us while we bought everything.
"Great job Mr. Buzzkill." I mumbled.
"Well if you all would have just listened to me in the first place nine of this would have happened!" he yelled at me.
"Dude calm the fuck down. I'm really sick of the shit you keep giving us. You're a total killjoy and you ruin everyone's fun!" I shouted at him as we started to leave. Mikey called Kelly so the bus was already in front waiting for us.
"Well than how about I just leave? Things would be a lot funner without me anyway!" Felix spit out at me. Everyone got really quiet.
"They damn sure would! So yeah, you leaving sounds like a great fucking idea!" I snapped at him. Ash just looked at me in surprise. As did Kris.
"Fine than. I'm out. Have fun finding a new bass player asshole!" he shouted while he walked the opposite direction. He then got on his phone and most likely called someone to come pick him up.
What have I done....?
