HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM DRAKE
You being With Tim
In a relationship
And celebrating his birthdayWhen he's Red Robin
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Your hand gripped around Tim's wrist as you pulled him down the grand staircase of Wayne Manor, both of your feet clattering down the steps at a lightning speed, putting the Flash's speed to shame.
"(N/n)," Tim laughed at your determination to get down to the Batcave, "slow down, I'm gonna fall."
You maneuvered your way around the furniture still dragging him to the nearest entrance to the cave, not once listening to his plea, "Just know that if you fall, I'd still be dragging your sleepy ass until we get down there."
The both of you laughed and had finally made it to one of the entrances to the Batcave, a secret flight of steps behind an old bookcase.
The two of you practically raced down the steps, chopping your feet rapidly in order to beat the other. In the end, you ended up winning, whooping in victory and cheering that you had beat your boyfriend.
Your mind had then begun to refocus on the real reason why the two of you were down in the cave in the first place. You formed small circles with hands and used them as a fake pair of binoculars, "Now where is that son of a bat."
Both you and Tim scanned the cave for Bruce. "There!" Tim called out, pointing over to where the Batmobile was parked. It was now his turn to drag you around as he guided you to where Bruce was.
"Bruce!" You chirped catching his attention causing him to slide out from underneath the Batmobile and stand in front of the two you. "Tim has something he wants to ask you," You grabbed Tim by the top of his arm and yanked him forward then shoved him in Bruce's direction.
Bruce crossed his arms over his chest, an amused smirk spreading across his face.
Tim rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly and bit into his bottom lip as he mentally prepared what he was going to say. "Is it okay if I--"
"Yes, you can have the night off," Bruce deadpanned with a straight face.
"But--how--" Tim stuttered as you clamped your hand over your mouth to contain your laughter, "You didn't even let me finish, how'd you know what I was gonna say?"
Bruce walked up to him and placed a comforting hand on Tim's shoulder then leaned in close to his ear, "I'm Batman."
You lost is it and burst into a laughing fit, clenching your stomach and doubling over from the pain that began to arise. Tim hid his eyes in his hand and chuckled lightly before turning on the ball of his foot and walking over to you.
"And Tim?" Bruce's voice echoed throughout the cave. Both you and Tim faced the vigilante questionably, "Happy birthday."
Tim beamed at his adopted father before leading you back to the living room upstairs in the manor.
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"I got the snacks!" you burst into the room with packs of candy in hand, holding it up in the air as if you were showcasing the tooth decaying treats. You placed the candies on a sofa before his brothers walked in. Jason plopped down on a recliner and Dick and Damian on a sofa next to where Jason sat.
"Hey, Timbo," Tim looked up at Jason before he sat down. Jason had held a card in his hand, ready to throw it in yours and Tim's direction, "Catch."
The card went soaring through the air like a bat-a-rang on of their nightly patrols. Tim caught it with ease between his index and middle finger. He read the front of it as the both of you took a seat on a different couch on the opposite side of the room, "Aww, thanks, guys."
After reading the front he opened up the card to read the inside, you peered over his shoulder inspecting the card for yourself. It had the boy's signatures and a few little notes saying things along the lines of happy birthday and taped to the corner of the card... a condom.
You threw yourself back, laughing at the "present" Tim had received, while Dick and Damian held onto their amused expressions. Tim's face heated up in both embarrassment and anger before he turned and glared at Jason. In response, Jason held his hands up in defense, "Better be safe than sorry."
The third Robin stood up holding up the card in his hand, "This is a perfect example of why we can't have nice things in this family!"
Soon after, the brothers were all yelling and screaming at each other and you couldn't help but enjoy the moment.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM DRAKE!!!
I feel bad because it seems like the releasement of the TITANS trailer drew all the attention away from Tim.
Anyways, here's a little funny one-shot that popped into my head a few hours ago and since it's Tim's birthday, why the hell not?
-Nightingale💙
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