She's the One? (Hitachiin Twins)

Chapter One

This is starting from the episode "The Twins Fight!"
Also credit to the person who made the girl in the media. This is what I picture Alex as.
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I sigh as I walk through the corridors of the school. Mother really outdid herself this time. She has a habit of wanting the absolute best for me. So she sends me to Ouran Academy in Japan. All this just so she can expand the company. Oh well.

I decided to head to class. 1-A. I walk in and sit in the back hoping not to be noticed. I'm not exactly the best in Japanese. Obviously, I know it but I get a lot mixed up.

But with my fucking luck this bitch ass teacher asks me to introduce myself. Ha ha. No. But I got up, went to the front, bowed, then went to my seat as the teacher said my name. No way am I remotely ready for social interaction.

On my way to my seat I noticed a girl dressed in the guys uniform. Lucky. This dress isn't that comfortable. But I just walked on only to be stared at by some twins. They look oddly familiar. Oh well.

In the middle of class I got a note handed back to me. I sighed. This counts as social interaction. I opened it and read it,

"Dear new girl,
Come to our club at the end of school. Its in music room #3. You could use some cheering up!
-Hitachiin Twins"

Hitachiin? Oh my mom works with their mother. How nice. I get up and throw the note away. I see them sweat drop in the corner of my eye. Gross.

-Timeskip-

It was after school. I decided since I had nothing better to do I'd go to the music room. I opened the door and...

Stared boredly. A blinding light and rose petals? Great! I've seen better.

"Oh a newcomer!" A blonde yells and comes up to me. He hands me a rose and says, "Hello princess, what is your name?"

I sorta slowly take the rose and say (in Japanese surprisingly), "Is this some sort of guy strip club? Maybe you guys are pimps!"

The blonde quickly runs to a corner and sulks. Whoops? Meanwhile, the twins who are in my class come up to me and laugh. Sometimes I don't have a filter.

"We like you!"
"You made the boss sulk!"

I shrug and go to walk out but this other blonde kid tackles me.

"Hi! I'm Honey! This is Usa-chan! What's your name?" He held up a little stuffed bunny and I smiled, "Usa-Chan is very cute Honey. I'm Alex. Nice to meet you." He seems easy to open up to.

The tall blonde comes over again and smiles, "Well then, seems as if this princess is into the boy lolita type!"

I shake my head, "Actually I'm just here because I had nothing better to do." I say in a quiet voice.

They all look at me weirdly. Well except the two dark haired ones. It kinda cracked me up so I started giggling.

"Jeez lighten up. I'm new here. I was invited by the twins. I don't even know your names beside Honey."
The twins grin sneakily, "I'm Hikaru!"
"And I'm Kaoru!"
"And we're the Hitachiin twins!"

I deadpan and cough awkwardly, "And I'm dead inside. Very amusing. Carry on?"

The tall blonde stands up and suddenly there's a spotlight on him. "I am Tamaki! The king of the Host Club!"

I laugh slightly, "Host club? Ew."

He goes to sulk while the rest introduce themselves.

"How can Haruhi be a host if she's a girl?" I mumble.

Most of them gasp except Kyoya and Mori.

"How'd you know?!"
"Dude I'd kill for her complextion and eyes!" Haruhi smiles slightly and shrugs.

"Well I gotta get going-" Suddenly the twins appear beside me with devilish grins.

"Now Lexxy that wouldnt be polite-"
"To leave without watching!"
"You dont even have to say anything!" They finish together.

I sigh, "Fine."
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I watch the twins as they do their brotherly love act. I guess thats what it is. Kaoru is the more submissive one while Hikaru is more dominant. That sounds kinky. This whole thing is kinky.

Suddenly they both jump up and put on hats and yell, "Let's all play the which one is Hikaru game!" The girls giggle. "Soo! Can you tell which one of us is Hikaru!"

One girl speaks up, "Well its hard to say!" Another one chimes in, "You're identical!"

No shit? They are twins.
"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded!" The twins say.

Me and Haruhi happen to mumble at the same time, "That's the dumbest game Ive ever heard of."

They turn around, "What? Have you got a problem with it?"

"Not really. I just don't understand why the two of you are so popular." Haruhi says as I nod in agreement.

"That's not very nice." They say.
Hikaru puts an arm on Haruhi's shoulder while Kaoru puts one on mine.

"I'm disappointed."
"Apparently you two don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins in the Host Club."

They start talking about it but I zone out getting bored.

Suddenly, they're harrassing a girl.
"Besides, who hasn't fanasized about twins. Having two loves is better than one." Oh that poor girl.
"Its a young womans romantic fantasy." Kaoru adds

The girl blushes and says, "Oh well you're right! I can't take it!" She yells and other start squealing.

The twins smirk in triumph. Then Tamaki runs over yelling. This is when I zone out again because Tamaki is an odd dude. But I remember something about seductive photos of Haruhi, fancy tuna, and Photoshop.

Then Tamaki was trying to convince Haruhi to wear a dress. Honestly, I'm really tired and bored. I could be sleeping right now. Or eating spicy food. Mmm spicy food. When I stop daydreaming about food the twins are calling Haruhi their toy.

Zoned back in at the wrong fucking time. Ew. I listened as they explained why they needed a toy. Then a random dude appeared from a random doorway. Was that there the whole time?

"Toys.. Toys.. If you like toys you should come visit my Black Magic Club!"

I zone out again thinking about it. Should I join it? Nah. Mother would kill me. Besides she wants me in the Design Club. I already know enough design so maybe I should join it. Then again I'm not that big of a fan of cults. Life just seems simpler without sacrificing your soul to Satan.

I zone back in whenever I hear the creepy dude screaming and running away. Well then. The twins shrug at each other and Tamaki yells, "How on Earth could you do something like that! You two obviously have no idea the true terrors of black magic!"

The twins don't listen and sit in some chairs, "Ugh I am so bored."
"Isn't there anything fun we can do around here?"

This is my chance to sneak out! They're distracted! As I try to sneakily get out I hear them ask Haruhi if they can come over and I snicker. Poor Haruhi.

Obviously, she says no. Tamaki chimes in then goes to the emo corner again. They decide to play the Which One is Hikaru game. Easy. Haruhi points them out correctly but I hear them say, "Uh oh you got it wrong!"

I shake my head, "No she got it right!" I say a bit too loudly and they hear me. Whoops. Haruhi nods, "You guys may look alike but you are Different." They sorta just stare at the both of us as Haruhi talks to the girls and explains how she can tell them apart. This causes the twins to start arguing. Oh boy.

I decide to leave. Mother is gonna kill me if she finds out I'm late because of boys. "No distractions Alex. You are an independent young lady!"

Right mom, you got pregnant at 20 and got rich. Like you would know. Its rude but it's true. Mother relied on my father for his whole life then he passed away from cancer and left everything to us.

When I get home I get attacked by maids asking if I need anything. I tell them I'm fine and go to my room. But I pass my mother's study and hear her call my name.

"Alex! You are late getting home!"

I sigh, "Sorry mom! I got caught up in my studies."

"Very well. I'll have the maids get you when dinners ready."

With that I go to my room and flop down on my bed.

What an interesting day...

I sigh and sit up. I'm not really in the mood to do anything. Besides, I already did my homework. I get up and change into black T-shirt and a red skater skirt and my black vans. Then I head to the park while listening to music.