CHAPTER 15

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HERE IS A FUNNY CHAPTER AT LEAST I HOPE IT'S FUNNY SUCK A DICK IF ITS NOT FUNNY

But not Niall's because that's all mine.

*winks*
JKJK

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Morgan's POV'

*a week later*

*lets pretend it's christmas and all okay? okay. it's a book so yeah just go along with it*

"HEY SLEEPYHEAD!" I screamed in Niall's ear. He didn't wake up. Heavy sleeper much?I smirked, and leaned in closer to his ear.

"Nialler, babe, wakey up," I whispered closely to his ear. He still didn't get up.

"IT'S CHRISTMAS YO FOOL' AND YOU'RE STILL NOT UP!" I yelled. He snored even louder this time.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

"I have your food," I say blankly.

Niall jumped up and tackled me to the ground, straddling my waist.

AWKWARDDD.

"Where me food?" he growled, pinning my arms down to the ground. I chuckled.

"Just trying to wake you up," I smiled. He gripped on my wrists tighter, leaning closer to my face, may I add still straddling me.

"Girl, no joking bout my food," he said, inching away from my face.

You know what made this even more awkward? I was wearing one of his shirts and his boxers and he wore sweats.

"Sorry," I giggled. His breath his my face and I coughed.

"Brush your teeth," I coughed, he laughed, leaning closer, our lips brushing past each others.

AND TO TOP THIS OFF..

Louis walks in.

"Holy carrots," he widen his eyes, looking at the sight in front of him. The boys walk in quickly behind him.

"Sex? Holiday sex?" Liam asks, his face twisted up.

Not literally twisted up. Niall got off me, his face red, I blushed too, and patted down my hair.

"He tackled me-"

"He tackled you?" Harry raised an eyebrow.

"No! Not like that!" I face palmed. "He jumped on me-"

"He jumped on you?" Harry widened his eyes.

"He pushed me to the ground-"

"HE PUSHED YOU TO THE GROUND?" Harry yelled, "holy crap Niall, you're getting a bit Horany here."

"HARRY!" I screamed, standing up, pulling down Nialls shirt, so it covered more of my legs.

"I hate you!" I growled. Harry screamed and ran off, me chasing after him and threatening his curls.

Typical day in the One Direction house.

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It finally came to the best part about this day.

PRESENNNTSSS!

I bought Liam a ticket to DisneyWorld, we would go together. I bought Harry a kitten shirt, trust me its adorable. I bought Zayn a new jacket he wanted. I bought Louis a carrot costume as a joke, but I also got him a DisneyWorld ticket. Separate dates and all. I got Niall this cool leather jacket that he saw one day and Nando's that is in the fridge.

Well the Nando's is for all of us, so.

An hour later we were finished with presents.

I would like to keep out the things the boys got from each other because there was too much.

So Liam got me this diary thing that sings songs, I don't even know but it's cool. He also got me a muscle shirt with donuts all over it. Harry got me a muscle shirt with kittens all over it, and a cute backpack with kitten ears on it. Hard to explain. Zayn got me some high tops and two amazayn phone cases. Louis got me a shirt with carrots all over it, and high waist orange shorts to go with the carrot top. Niall got me a bracelet that said 'Morgan' on it and I am still waiting on his other present right now.

"What else did you get her?" Louis asks, holding the carrot costume in his hands, examining it.

"It's not exactly a present," he mumbled. "A question I guess."

I squinted my eyes at him, wondering what it was. Niall looked up at me, and into my eyes, smiling. He took a deep breath, blinked his eyes a few times, then looked back into my eyes nervously.

"Morgan, will you do the honours of being my beautiful girlfriend?" he asked. I widen my eyes, as a chorus of awes come from the boys.

"No." It came out blankly like I wanted it to.

"What?" he asks, his face dropping, now looking extremely upset. I licked my lips, and a smile formed upon my lips.

"I am kidding you goofball, I would love to," I laughed. He breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank god," he muttered.

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"Hey look, a dog-bird," Louis lied, trying to make me look away for some odd reason. Louis, you're such a mother flipping idiot.

"Hey look, a monster," I pointed at Louis' face. "Oh wait that's just your face."

"Excuse me?" he said.

"That's right."

"Bitch please, if anyone is a monster it's you," he smirks.

"Great comeback, Lou," I smirked as well, "now go reward yourself with one of those carrots of yours."

"Don't talk to the Sass Master like that," he glared at me, getting in my face.

"I see no Sass in you, Sass Master," I smiled.

"You are a little too close for my liking!" Niall stormed in, pulling me away from Louis.

"Sorry Nialler," I say, kissing his nose.

"I want a kiss on the lips," he pouted.

"No," I smirked, kissing his cheek.

"Lips!" he whined.

"Nope," I laughed. I kissed his bottom lip.

"If you won't kiss me straight on the lips then I will kiss you straight on the lips," he smiled, kissing me on my lips. I kissed back, and it stayed like that for a good three seconds when we heard a sniffle. We broke apart, and looked over at Lou who was dabbing his eyes with a Kleenex.

"Uh, Lou?"

"MY BABIES ARE GROWING UP TOO FAST!"

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SORRY I WANTED TO UPDATE CUZ I CAN OKAY? OKAY. TFIOS BISHES

don't comment on that I hope this was somewhat funny Do you ship her with Niall?

Or nah?,,,,

#commalife

HOLY CARROTS When I wrote #commalife I accidentally wrote

#condomlife

But then switched it back.

**EDITED: OCTOBER 28TH**

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