Otaku High?!

That Was Just A Roleplay!!

"Hello, ditchers~" Grelle's chainsaw whurred a few inches about my head and I gasped. There would be no getting away this time.

Though we could always try. I took Ming-Na's hand and ran as fast as I could, practically flying, yet the reaper was just as fast. I could hear the chainsaw nearly on our heels, and honestly, I did NOT want to end up like Madam Red.

Running blindly now, I sped up and down stairs, finally just hiding in the library, under the tables that had the usable student computers.

An all-too-familiar chuckle was right behind us, and I held Ming-Na protectively as I peeked out from our chosen hiding spot, looking up from a very embarrassing place.

"Why, I've seemed to have found myself a pair of innocent humans~" Vriska Serket looked down at us and I shivered. This was one troll I didn't want to mess with.

The sevenfold on her glasses made me give a smirk. "S-see, Ming-Na? It's not an eightfold."

Before either of them could reply, I quickly crawled from the table and dashed away, only to bump into Mr. Croach. For those unfamiliar with Hollowfields, he is the loudmouth engineer with the bandaged arms.

"Should I even ask??" He looked at me and then past me at the two others back at the computers. I quickly shook my head. "Alright then."

The bell for Advisory suddenly rang loud and clear, and unfortunately, I had to go to the Biology room, as Spirit(My Advisory teacher) and Stein(My Biology teacher) shared a classroom.

Walking nervously to the classroom, I entered and sat down in a spot closest to the back and right next to the shared desk of my two teachers.

Stein was sitting at his desk, while Spirit was... loving on his daughter, Maka, a bit too much. I sighed, laying my head on my chosen desk. Closing out everything, I hadn't noticed the figure creeping up behind my half-concious teenage self.

Suddenly someone swept me up into their arms, and my eyes shot open. "E-eh?!"

I thrashed slightly before realizing it was Alucard's arms I was in. I sighed with relief.

"My dear, are you a virgin?" I swear, it was the creepiest thing anyone has ever said to me.

"Y-yes!! And I'd like to keep it that way!!!" I made a >o< face, trying desperately to get Stein's attention. My love would protect me from the pedo of a vampire!....Or not.

Stein was on the verge of bringing a dead cat back to life. He was going to be busy for a while.

I sighed, just going limp and falling to the floor with a crash. THAT got Stein's attention. He was by me in a second, looking to make sure I was okay, for the second time that day.

I struggled not to lean in and kiss him, finally just reassuring my teacher that I was fine and standing up. Mmm...He's so tall...

We were already, like, twenty-seven minutes into class, and I was sure it wasn't going to start AT ALL, so I went over to Analee. "Hey, can I hide over here for a bit?"

She gave me a "wtf" look, but nodded and turned back to her book, not even interested in why I needed to hide.

I stared at Stein and Alucard for a bit, arguing about Gog knows what. for a brief moment, I thought I heard Stein say, "But she's my fiancé, and I have to make sure she stays unharmed."

I blinked. Wha.

Flashback(sorta): In the past, when I decided Stein was my absolute favourite anime character, I was roleplaying SteinxMe with one of my now best friends, and we got engaged.

But that was just a roleplay, right? I blushed, thinking about this. I wasn't upset, just surprised. Does that mean everything we did in that roleplay is also true?? Yeek.

Analee was staring at me. I turned to her, grabbed my stuff with a little wave, and started from the room. So what if Grelle caught me? I couldn't stay in the same room as my would-be 'fiancé' without fangirling. But teachers aren't allowed to have connections to students....like that, are they?? In major hentai's, yeah, but I haven't seen any tentacle monsters yet.

Yet.