Kik Crush

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Parrot: Hey cutie~

Kitten: Who the hell are you?

Parrot: Aww don't be so mean kitten~

Kitten: You sound like a old perv..

Parrot: I'm offended !

Kitten: And?

Parrot: Your so rude !

Kitten: You're*

Parrot: Psh, I'm in collage that doesn't offend me.

 Kitten: What?

Parrot: Yea! And I bet you're some baby still in grade school

Kitten: Stfu

Parrot: Wait I was right? You're in grade school? 

Kitten: No I'm a Jr. In high school.

Parrot: Aww, you're so smol! How old are you anyways?

Kitten: I would tell you,,, why?

Parrot: Cause you should respect your elders!

Kitten:..17

Parrot:  Omfg what?? You're super small! XDD

Kitten: Don't use 'XD' its a hazard.. how old are you?

Parrot: I'm 20, do you feel smol yet?

Kitten: No way you're 20, you act like you're 7 so..

Parrot: Wait! Are you a pretty boy or girl?

Kitten: I'm a guy and I'm not pretty if you swing that way..

Parrot: Actually, I do! I'm Bi!

Kitten: Cool, I'm gay trans

Parrot: Aw we're bonding!! <3 <3

Kitten: Stop with the emojis!

Parrot: Nooope~

Kitten: Screw off...

Parrot: Rude, :((

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