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Parrot: Who are you?

Kitten: What the fuck do you mean?

Parrot: Who tf are you? 

Kitten: So now you don't remember me?

Parrot: Just answer the fucking question!

Kitten: ...Pj...

Parrot: Oh

Parrot: Never mind then

Kitten: ?

Parrot: I'm Aj's girlfriend, so I thought maybe he was talking to a girl.

Kitten: Oh.. girlfriend... Okay... Sure.

-------------3 hours later--------------

Parrot: Pj?

Parrot: Sorry about that..

Kitten: Oh no, it's fine. You should go back with your girlfriend though.

Parrot: Wait what?

Kitten: Yea, She's probably waiting for you. You should go find her.

Parrot: What are you talking about?

Kitten: Your girlfriend?

Parrot: I haven't had one in like 7 months

Kitten: But, uh

Parrot: ?

Kitten: Scroll up..

Parrot: Alright?

Parrot: HOLY WHOA I DIDN'T WRITE THAT I SWEAR!

Kitten: Who would want your phone?

Parrot: GASP! RUDE!

Parrot: And you would want my phone cause I have some interesting pictures on here ;)

Kitten: Nudes? No thanks.

Parrot: Aw, you're no fun Pj

Kitten: ...

Parrot: PJ I FIGURED OUT WHO TEXTED YOU!

Kitten: Who? Your girlfriend?

Parrot: No, I told you I didn't have one! It was Christina!

That little shit is obsessed over me, And I had a crush on her when I was in Grade school. Like what the fuck?

Kitten: Then why won't you date her?

Parrot: Ew no, I found someone better.

Kitten: Gwen?

Parrot: To smart for me

Kitten: Jade?

Parrot: No. She has a girlfriend

Kitten: Someone in your class?

Parrot: Nope.

Kitten: Alright I give up

Parrot: I'll tell you when I feel like it, alright?

Kitten: Alright

Parrot: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Kitten: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Parrot: BABY NO!

Kitten: Goodbye sweety!

Parrot: Wait what?

Kitten: Whoops, fucking auto correct

Parrot: H M P H

Parrot: Y O U   L I T T L E   F U C K !

Kitten: Yes papi?

Parrot: W-wait wh-at?

Kitten: Ah, fuck I meant 'yes asshole?'

Parrot: How do you misspell that??

Kitten: I have my ways

Parrot: Ugh

Kitten :D

Parrot: WhY yOu GoTtA bE sO RuDe, DoN't YoU kNoW i'M hUmAn ToO? ;^;

Kitten: ;)

Parrot: I'm gonna marry you anyways :D

Kitten: ...

-Message read-

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