Kik Crush

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Parrot: Hey!

Kitten: Hello

Parrot: Hm? Your not grumpy today?

Kitten: Shut up!

Parrot: Jesus Christ

Kitten: Hmph

Parrot: Hey Pj?

Kitten: Yes Aj?

Parrot: Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

Kitten: You can't even see my pants??

Parrot: Ah fuck, I didn't think about that..

Kitten: Idiot

Parrot: Wait I told you to call me Papi not Aj!

Kitten: Whoops..

Parrot: Now you're gonna get punished!

Kitten: You can't punish what you can't see!

Parrot: You little fuck! I'll punish you when we meet ;D

Parrot: Holy shit that was kinky.

Kitten: Seriously? I bet I'm taller then you.

Parrot: Kitten, sweety how tall are you?

Kitten: 5'8

Parrot: You're so smol! It's cute!

Kitten: What? How tall are you?

Parrot: 6'1

Kitten: ... Wtf

Parrot: And you thought you were taller then me XD

Kitten: I fucking hate you ...

Parrot: Aww babe I love you too <3

Kitten: ...

Kitten: Oh that reminds me... why do you call me 'babe' ? I mean, we're not dating...

Parrot: Oh well, soon we will be! <3

Kitten: I don't really think that, Jake will leave me alone though...

Parrot: Well I'll fight him! I have muscles too ya know, seriously!

Kitten: Yeah right

Parrot: I'm not joking though, I would fight him for you Pj

Parrot: How old is he anyways?

Kitten: Uh 19? I think, Oh actually his birthday passed a few weeks ago so 20 I guess?

Parrot: Wait, did you go to see him in the hospital?

Kitten: No... and I know he'll be angry when he gets out...

Parrot: You're basically telling me he'll beat yo up?

Kitten: Yes...

Parrot: Is there anything I can do to help?

Kitten: No.. But I can..

Parrot: What do you mean by that?

Parrot: Kitten?

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