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hello everyone just thought you'd all like to know that i looked at porn for the first time today...

i've attached the images below...

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lol kidding it's just leon goretzka in his bayern gear looking cute af!!!!!!!!!

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lol kidding it's just leon goretzka in his bayern gear looking cute af!!!!!!!!!

^^^that smile legit melts my heart 😩😍

i hate biking but if leon asked me to, i would bike across the atlantic ocean for him lol

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i hate biking but if leon asked me to, i would bike across the atlantic ocean for him lol

also this is old, but franco di santo posted this a few weeks ago 😭 you can tell he misses leon 😭

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also this is old, but franco di santo posted this a few weeks ago 😭 you can tell he misses leon 😭

in other news

max meyer still doesn't have a club because his wage demands are too high

like i love you boy but you aren't world-class, you need to come down back to earth

i wonder if leon and max still talk on a regular basis or not. i have a feeling that leon and niklas süle are going to have a thriving bromance although i'd rather have it be leon + joshua ☺️

anyways

the icc cup is super dumb but i'm out here in the united states of america watching every game from my laptop

only tottenham and ac milan are coming near me and i don't care about either of those teams so i'm not going. if dele was coming i'd def be going though bc he's a snack 🤤 mn never gets anything though so i should be used to this by now 😔

ALSO

i was really mad at christian pulisic at the end of last season bc of all the drama and he almost looked like he didn't care when he was playing in a friendly for usmnt in june but lemme tell you now— CHRISTIAN PULISIC IS GONNA BE A GOALSCORING MACHINE FOR BVB THIS SEASON!!!!

^^^thats probs not true but against liverpool's b-squad he had two goals (one was a pen) and assisted on their third goal!!!!!!!

oh and if you're interested, the usmnt put out this really cool series of videos of eleven players coming up in the united states men's national team!! it's called rising and it's on their webpage

some of the obvious names in it are christian pulisic, weston mckennie (my fave schalke bby), josh sargent (hope he does wonders for werder bremen this year) tim weah (he scored his first goal for psg against bayern on saturday) and zack steffen (my mls boyfriend #savethecrew)

most of you probs don't care, but for a usmnt fan, this is HUGE. now all we need is a coach 😂

most importantly, cmon uswnt!! we play japan tomorrow at the tournament of nations and i'm hoping my favorite player, abby dahlkemper plays!!

and last but not least...everyone please stay strong, club football will start soon 😂💓

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