Friend: *makes an entire paragraph about why she admires me*
Me: Aw, thank yo-
Friend: *proceeds to guilt me and talk about how I called out her homophobia a few hours later*
Me: ....Why the fuck do you always want to ruin my happy days?
Friend: *makes an entire paragraph about why she admires me*
Me: Aw, thank yo-
Friend: *proceeds to guilt me and talk about how I called out her homophobia a few hours later*
Me: ....Why the fuck do you always want to ruin my happy days?