Rants, Raves & Advice

Making Thor a woman

*sigh*

*siiigggghhhh*

*SIIIIGGGGHHHH*

THIS IS WRONG

ALL FUCKING WRONG

JUST

NO. 

THIS IS WRONG. 

Let me just say that I am a Marvel fan and Thor is my favourite hero, brought to life by the incredibly sexy Chris Hemsworth. 

And now, because of FUCKKING FEMINISTS, Thor is going to be a woman. 

I mean, they're not even making a 'female version' of Thor, like, Thor and Thorina

Thor isn't passing on his hammer

It would make more sense if Jane became the next Thor

But, no. 

They're just getting rid of him. 

THEY'RE GETTING RID OF MALE THOR

LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED

LIKE MALE THOR DOESN'T MATTER

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND

I'M FEELING VERY EMOTIONAL AND ANGRY OVER THIS

I know to some of you this is old news, others new, and most won't care

BUT I CARE

It's a thing not up for debate. 

THOR SHOULD ONLY BE A MAN. 

We already have female heroes:

Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Thundra, Sersi, Carol Danvers, Black Widow, Jean Grey, Tigra, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Wasp, Invisible Woman, Lilith, Emma Frost, Moonstar (had to look her up I couldn't remember if it was Moon or Saturn star) plus many, many more

WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE THOR A WOMAN. 

AND WHAT ABOUT LOKI?

WILL HE BE A WOMAN?

Okay, yeah, at one point Loki was like a female horse thing that gave birth to another horse but HE RETURNED AS FORMER LOKI AND THAT'S OKAY CAUSE THAT'S JUST LOKI ANTICS THAT'S JUST LOKI BEING LOKI

BUT

THOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN A MAN

A GOD

FOR FUCKS SAKE

MARVEL ARE GOING AGAINST THEIR OWN RULES:

The inscription on Thor's hammer reads "Whosoever holds this hammer, if He is worthy, shall posses the power of Thor". ( I know that so well I didn't even need to look it up )

He. 

HE. 

THOR WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A WOMAN. 

Okay so our Thor fucked up a little bit so may not be so 'worthy' anymore, but that doesn't mean you should change the rules of the fucking universe and 'update' a MILLION TRILLION BILLION YEAR OLD HAMMER BELONGING TO A FREAKING NORSE GOD cause some fucking feminists who were soooooooo hipster and different cause they like Marvel decided that they wanted "Another female hero" - what the asdfghjkl THERE ARE SO MANY FEMALE HEROES. SO. MANY. 

Even as a girl though, I prefer male heroes. 

Regardless, wanting female heroes? Fair enough. I see your point. But, when marvel FUCKS UP AND DECIDES THAT YES, IT'S OKAY TO JUST CHANGE THOR INTO A WOMAN? No. TOO. FUCKING FAR. 

THOR IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS. 

AND WHAT ABOUT HIS FOREVER HUMAN?

WILL JANE BE JACK?

THIS IS WRONG AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 

So, this isn't a structured and formulated argument. I DON'T CARE. ( the next one will be - drop me some suggestions in the comments) 

I RESENT MARVEL

I WILL NO LONGER READ THOR COMICS. 

YOU LOST A FAN. 

What next?

Iron woman? WE CAN'T MAKE PENIS JOKES IF IRON MAN BECOMES A WOMAN. 

There have been a lot of 'female versions' of favourite male heroes, like:

Captain America - American Dream

The Hulk - She-Hulk

Spiderman - Spiderwoman

Batman - Batwoman

HOWEVER

THEY NEVER GOT RID OF THE MALE HEROES

WONDER WOMAN AND SUPERMAN WORK SIDE-BY-SIDE (SOMETIMES)

It's just not fair. 

VOTE IF YOU AGREE.