Mike

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Do you Sparkle?

You were walking next to your best friend Mike. He used to be a big part in this vampire fad. But then it faded out, and he was the only one left acting like a vampire. So, he changed into his old clothes. You still teased him about the whole fad. It was entirely funny to you. He didn't like you laughing at him, which made it even more funny.  Today, you came up with the most evil tease ever. You knew Mike was going to be mad, but you didn't care. 

        He would know your just joking.  You smirked and turned to him. "Hey Mike, I got a question for you." "OK. Ask it." "I dunno, I mean could you handle it?" "I can handle a question. Now hurry up!" "Fine jeez. Mike, do you sparkle?" Mike's eyebrow twitched. You were trying to hold in your giggles. "...(Y/n).." "Yeah?" "I DO NOT SPARKLE." You burst out laughing. When you stopped you noticed Mike didn't laugh with you. "Mike, what's wrong?" "I don't sparkle." 

        "Uh, OK?" "I don't know why you asked that! I mean, you know I don't sparkle!" "Jeez calm down!" "Calm down? No way! You said something from Twilight! I HATE THAT MOVIE." "Funny, since you were a vampire. I was just joking. Jeez can't you take a joke?" "Yes! But I don't like Twilight!" "You should be happy you get the girl." "Wait what? What girl?" "The one that loves you. Unless you don't love her back." "Who is she?" 

        You got nervous and turned away. "Oh gosh, look at the time! Looks like I gotta go! Bye!" "Hey! Answer my question!" "Fine! The girl who loves you is..." "Is?" "Is me..." "You love me?" "Yeah. But you probably don't like me so go and get the girl of your dreams." "OK. Come here." "Why?" "You said get the girl of my dreams. You're her." You blush and hug him. "Oh." "Yup. I love you (Y/n)~" "I love you too Mike.."

~~10 minutes later~~

        "Can I see you sparkle?"

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