Somehow love.
You were walking down the hall to the lunchroom to meet your best friends Tweek and Butters. Suddenly you were push against the wall. "Hey Jew." You knew that voice anywhere. Cartman. You growled. "Fatass." "I'm not fat you fucking Jew!" You roll your eyes. "Whatever. What do you want?" He smirked and handed you a letter. "Do not open this until you get home." You take the letter and look at it. "What did you do to it?" "Nothing! Now don't open it until your home. And don't let your fucking Jew brother Kyle see it either, got it?!"
"Sure. Whatever." He smirked and walked away. As he was walking away, you yelled, "Fatass." He turned and was just about to chase you. But you quickly ran to the lunchroom and sat next to your best friends. "H-Hey, GAH (Y/n). W-What t-t-t-took s-so l-long?" You sighed and looked at them both raising the letter. "Cartman stopped me in the hallway and gave me this letter." "Well, gee (Y/n), did you look at it yet?" "No, he told me to open it at home."
"Y-y-y-you a-aren't GAH w-w-worried a-about w-w-what i-it m-m-might s-s-say?" You shrug. "Nah. Not really. He's not much of a threat. I could take him any day." Butters and Tweek laugh and high-five you. At the end of lunch the bell rings and you go into the classroom. You sit in class and think about what the letter might be. 'I wonder what's in the letter. Maybe a invitation to fight him?' After thinking, you suddenly realized you didn't want to fight him.
You questioned why, but then realized, you were in love with him. You didn't know why, but you somehow were in love with this hateful boy. The bell rang, signalling it was time to go. You got up and hurried to the locker so you could quickly go home and read the letter. You, again were slammed to the wall. "You didn't read the letter yet, right?" "No, I didn't." He smirked and walked away. You got on the bus and got off when it stopped at your stop. You ran home and went to your room. you opened the letter.
"(Y/n), I know this is weird and you probably don't feel the same, but I'm in love with you." After you read the letter you see his number, "528-792-4446 Call me if you like me back." ((Please don't call this number. This is random and I randomly came up with it.)) You smile and grab the phone and quickly dial the number. "What?" "Cartman, it's me. (Y/n)." "...Did you read the letter?" You smile. "Yeah." Suddenly he hangs up.
You question why and hear a knock at the door. You go to answer it and see Cartman. "Huh?" He hugs you. "You love me?" "..Yeah." "You will be my girlfriend then!" You smile and hug him. "Of course. Just don't call me Jew anymore." He sighs. "Fiinnneee."
