It's a Jersey thing!
You were walking in the hall silently. Cartman decided to come up to you, and pushed you against the wall. You glared at him. "So (Y/n). Are you a Jersey Jew? Or A Jersey person? Or a Jew?" You rolled your eyes. "Yes I'm from Jersey and I am Jewish/ Yes I'm Jewish/ I'm from Jersey/No I'm not from Jersey/ No I'm not Jewish or Jersey/ No I'm not Jersey." ((Which ever ones you are! Pick XD))
"Oh really?" Cartman glared at you and smirked at you evilly. "Leave her alone Fatass!" You both looked and saw Kyle glaring at Cartman. You blushed, happy it was your crush Kyle saving you. Cartman glared back at Kyle and let go of you. You got up and watched the two glare at each other. "What the hell do you want you damn Jersey Jew?!" Kyle glared harder. "Shut up fatass! I will so kick your ass!" It had been a known fact that lately Kyle had been becoming more Jersey.
The source? Cartman. So it wasn't the best idea to get him angry. "Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass you damn stupid Jersey Jew!" Kyle gritted his teeth angrily. He then transformed to his Jersey form. You watched blushing. You loved him in his regular form, but especially loved seeing him in his Jersey form. "Your mothers got cabbage in her muff!" Cartman glared at Kyle and pushed him. "What?! She does not!"
"Oh yeah? Someone checked and there was totally some damn Cabbage in her muff!" Kyle pushed Cartman against the lockers holding a fist above his face. ((What the hell does Muff Cabbage mean? Sorry, I was just wondering)) Cartman flinched. "Let go of me you damned Jersey Jew!" Kyle raise his fist higher and grabbed Cartman's collar. "Apologize to me and (Y/n) then maybe I'll let you go!" "Never!" Kyle started move his fist towards Cartman's face.
"OK, OK! I'm sorry to the both of you!" Kyle drops Cartman. Cartman takes off running. Kyle turns to you. "Yo, you OK (Y/n)?" You smile and blush. "Y-yeah. Thanks.." Kyle was still in his Jersey mode, much to your liking. "Really? You sure? I could just go and beat that punk up-" "N-no! I'm fine! I promise." Kyle stepped closer to you smiling. "Well, if you say so babe. Tell me if ya change your mind." You blushed and nodded. Kyle transformed back to his regular self.
You smiled. "Hey (Y/n)." "Hey Kyle." Kyle looked at himself. "Why am I in my Jersey get up?" "You t-transformed because of Cartman." Kyle frowned. "That stupid fatass." He smiled at you. "So Kyle, what is a muff cabbage?" He blushed. "Err.. It's a Jersey Thing.." You nod. "Oh." "so what was fatass doing to you?" You explain what happened to Kyle. "Oh. That stupid fat fucker." You smile at him.
"I'm fine though. I just don't know why he came up to me." He sighs. "He probably messed with you because he knew it would bug me." You blush and look at him. "Why would it bother you?" He blushed and looked away from you. "Because he knows I have a crush on you.." You blush after hearing Kyle's words. "W-what?" "..He knows I love you, so he knows it would bug me if he messed with you..." He blushed harder. You smile. "I love you too Kyle." He smiles.
"So you'll be mine?" You nod. "Yeah. So why do you love me Kyle?" "...It's a Jersey thing." He smiled and put his arm around you.
