Is This Marvel?

3 - Interrogation

Elizabeth's POV

"Ow," I groaned. Why does my head hurt so much. Where the heck am I? I'm handcuffed to a table placed at the center of a very dark room, except for a single light bulb hanging above the table. I can still see pretty decently, though. The walls are empty save for the door mirror to my right.To my right is an also handcuffed Joey sitting on a small bench shared by me.

"Liz?" Joey's sudden word startles me. "Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night. You were there, and Anthony Mackie was there, except he wasn't Anthony Mackie. He was actually Sam Wilson!"

"Wait, you had that dream, too?" I ask. I mean, it all seemed to real to be a dream. But of course, it doesn't make any sense otherwise. "Joey, why aren't we in our apartment?"

"I- I don't know... The last thing I remember was going to the movie store to rent Civil War."

"That's what I remember too..." Just as I say that, a red headed woman in a tight black outfit enters the room.

"OH MY GOD! SCARLETT JOHANSSON!" Joey shouts in excitement. The lady that is most likely Scarlett shuts him up with one stare, but she looks slightly confused by the name Joey called her.

Slightly.

"State your name." The Scarlett look-a-like says as she takes a seat in the chair across the table.

"Why would we?" I ask. Is this some sort of prank?

"State. Your. Name." She repeats with a glare that could possibly murder someone. This scares Joey, causing him to answer the question, or, command.

"I-I'm Joey St-Stevenson. Th-this is Elizabeth Tanner." He stutters out.

"What is your purpose?" She asks. What kind of question is that? Or should I say, Wakanda question is that? Ha, I crack myself up.

"Our purpose? To live life, der," I say. "Now mind telling me what your purpose is?" She just stares at me with an emotionless face. "I mean like, why the heck did you bring me and my friend here. Oh, and why are you dressed exactly like Natasha Romanoff? I have to admit, though, your makeup makes you look exactly like her, well done." I say. starting to ask some questions of my own.

"I think that's all the information I need for now." She gets up and leaves the interrogation room, or what I think is the interrogation room.

"What just happened? How could you speak to her like that? She's intimidating, just like the real Natasha!"

"It's obvious it's an interrogation. There's a mirror over there." I say gesturing to the side wall. "That mirror is definitely a one-way. Whoever the heck this Natasha look-a-like is will realize that we're innocent and let us go. There's nothing to be frightened about. I mean, it's not like we've ever broken a law."

"But Liz, that's the thing, we have broken the law. Multiple times!"

"W-What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about the countless times we've watched 123movies and other illegal movie sites!" Oh shit, he's right. But we shouldn't need an interrogation for that... I hope.

3rd Person POV

Natasha paces out of the interrogation room. How could those two know who she was. And who the heck is Scarlett?

"Sam!"

"Mhmm?"

"You said you found those two on the street?"

"Yup."

"And you said they called you a weird name that didn't belong to you, then called you by you real name that nobody should know?"

"Yeah, why?" Sam asked her.

"They just did the same thing to me."

"What'd they call you?"

"Something like Scarlett Johnson."

"Huh, they called me Anthony Mackie. And you have no idea who this Scarlett person is?"

"For once in my life, I don't have a clue." Sam gave her a look that said 'really', but quickly dropped it.

"I'll ask JARVIS to search the web for who Anthony and Scarlett are. Hey JARVIS?"

"Already on it, Mister Bird Man 2.0." This caused Sam to do a loud annoyed sound.

"Damn you Stark."

"Watch your mouth, Birdy, I could always kick you out of this building." Threatened Stark with a teasing face.

"Hey Stark, come with me," said Natasha.

"Aw, don't I get a please?" Tony asked with a child's smile. Natasha's glare stops him.

"No need to be all fussy about it, itsy bitsy spider." Natasha's small (but quite painful) punch into his arm was enough to shut him up. Sam and Tony followed Natasha to wherever she was taking them.

"Wait, why 2.0?" Asked Sam.

"Clint." Tony says as he shrugs.

Liz's POV

"Liz, I think Scarlett - or this Natasha impersonator - is suspicious of us."

"What the hell would she be suspicious about! I mean, yeah, we watched a couple illegal movies-"

"A couple? Try, like, three dozens!" Joey interrupts, earning a glare from me.

"A couple movies, three dozen, what's the difference-"

"Oh I think there's a big difference."

"Joey! What I'm trying to say is that it doesn't matter how many illegal movies we've watched. If we were gonna be in trouble, we would first get sent a letter from the government or something. We wouldn't just be kidnapped and interrogated instantly." I explain to him.

Before he can answer, three people enter the room.

"What the-" Joey starts talking, but I cut him off with a gasp.

"OHMYGOD, ITSROBERTDOWNEYJUNIOR!!!" I squeal while shaking my hand like crazy, probably sounding and looking a lot like Tom Holland.

"I- what?" Robert says.

"ROBERT DOWNEY FREAKING JUNIOR IS STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME!" I scream. Joey is speechless with his jaw to the floor and big eyes.

"I'm sorry, did you just call me Robert? How the hell do you confuse me with someone? I mean, I'm Tony Stark!"

"D-did you just say that you're Tony Stark?" Joey asks.

"The one and only!" At this, Joey and I quickly look at each other before bursting out in to laughter. This is one hilarious prank.

"Okay, okay, jokes over guys, you can show us where the hidden cameras are and finish this YouTube video or whatever," I tell them.

"YouTube video? Stark, what the hell is she talking about?" Asks Anthony Mackie.

"I, I don't have a clue..."

"Seems to be the phrase of the day." Is Mackie's reply.

Heyyyy! New chapter! I hope you guys like it :) Sorry I haven't updated this whole weekend, I went on a short vacation (plus this was the longest chapter I've ever written).

One more thing, I mentioned Tom Holland towards the end of the chapter. I may or may not have Peter in this story. Having him will be really fun to write with, but the story line of this story is a little weird. For example, there's no Vision because JARVIS is still here. There will be some other characters that are here even though it wouldn't match the timeline of the actual movies. There won't be very many (if at all) chapters in this story that have something that took place in the movies.

Incase you didn't actually read that whole paragraph of the A/N, to sum it all up, this is basically an AU...inside an AU.

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