education is important, but big biceps are importanter

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colourmestoked and mythicbitch private chat

colourmestoked: Is it weird that I get so happy when you text me
colourmestoked: No homo

mythicbitch: I hope you get happy when I text you
mythicbitch: We're bestfriends fgs
(Actual conversation I had with my bestfriend when I used to identify as a girl, hence 'no homo')
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The Squad™️

linebacker: education is important, but big biceps are importanter

thatagenderkid: Wow

quarterback: it's "more important" not "importanter"

thatagenderkid: Are u being serious?

linebacker: fuck you Kurt, it was a joke

quarterback: please do
quarterback: I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND THAT

thatagenderkid: sure u didn't 😏
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thatagenderkid and greenqueen private chat

thatagenderkid: PERHAPS U GAY LMAO

greenqueen: J, I'm straight

thatagenderkid: straight up gay LMAO
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The Squad™️

colourmestoked: You two aren't very smart are you?

quarterback: Nope

linebacker: We're two halves of a whole idiot

thatagenderkid: I thought Kurt was "the smartest guy on the football team"
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thatagenderkid: Well fuck you guys then
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