colourmestoked and mythicbitch private chat
colourmestoked: Is it weird that I get so happy when you text me
colourmestoked: No homomythicbitch: I hope you get happy when I text you
mythicbitch: We're bestfriends fgs
(Actual conversation I had with my bestfriend when I used to identify as a girl, hence 'no homo')
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The Squad™️linebacker: education is important, but big biceps are importanter
thatagenderkid: Wow
quarterback: it's "more important" not "importanter"
thatagenderkid: Are u being serious?
linebacker: fuck you Kurt, it was a joke
quarterback: please do
quarterback: I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND THATthatagenderkid: sure u didn't 😏
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thatagenderkid and greenqueen private chatthatagenderkid: PERHAPS U GAY LMAO
greenqueen: J, I'm straight
thatagenderkid: straight up gay LMAO
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The Squad™️colourmestoked: You two aren't very smart are you?
quarterback: Nope
linebacker: We're two halves of a whole idiot
thatagenderkid: I thought Kurt was "the smartest guy on the football team"
Read
thatagenderkid: Well fuck you guys then
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RandomYo, your humans' here with their second texting book! This time it's my favourite musical! 🙌🏽🙌🏽Don't know why I haven't done this before tbh 😂 Usernames and stuff in first chap! -That non-binary kid DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN HEATHERS! ALL RIGHTS...