killedthedinosaurs and colourmestoked private chat
killedthedinosaurs: So, I heard you like bad boys.
colourmestoked: I mean, yeah occasionally
colourmestoked: also, where did this come from? We've been dating for a year??
killedthedinosaurs: Well, not to brag, but one time the teacher said, "Raise your hand if you know the answer"
killedthedinosaurs: I knew the answer.
killedthedinosaurs: But I didn't raise my hand.
colourmestoked: *GASP*
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quarterback and thatagenderkid private chat
quarterback: Let's start studying
thatagenderkid: Ugh, fine. Not something easy, okay, I'm not that dumb.
quarterback: Alright. If you had a box of chocolates with 50 chocolates in it, and someone asks for 25, how many do you have left?
thatagenderkid: 50
quarterback: ??
quarterback: What about if someone forcibly takes 25 chocolates?
thatagenderkid: 50
thatagenderkid: And a dead body
quarterback: istg
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greenqueen and thatagenderkid private chat
greenqueen: If The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and Two And A Half Men combined, the show would be called...
thatagenderkid: The Theory Of How I Banged Your Mother With Two And A Half Men
greenqueen: This is why you're my bestfriend
thatagenderkid: 😊So proud
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linebacker and quarterback private chat
linebacker: bro
broski
brotien
brosicle
broseph
brotastic
Han Brolo
Broba Fett
Brotato Chip
Bromosexual
Brohemian Rhapsody
quarterback: I'm up, I'm up! What do you want?
linebacker: ...
hi
quarterback: RAM ISTG!
YOU WOKE ME UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING
FOR THAT?
linebacker: 😂😂
Love you!
quarterback: ...
Love you too ❤️
YOU ARE READING
Heathers Texts ✔️
AléatoireYo, your humans' here with their second texting book! This time it's my favourite musical! 🙌🏽🙌🏽Don't know why I haven't done this before tbh 😂 Usernames and stuff in first chap! -That non-binary kid DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN HEATHERS! ALL RIGHTS...
