Hetalia Ships and Crack

The Nordics + Russia As Things People I Know Have Said

Denmark: Hey guys, if you suck your own shit up your ass does it count as anal?

Norway: Please remember that electrons don't have emotions, thank you.

Iceland: *puts phone down and questions life choices*...forced orgasm...

Finland: NO IM THE BIGGEST WHORE!!

Sweden: *holds up hand* his name is Frank, say hi to Frank.

Russia: *stares into soul* We are friends now.