"fuck me."
"sorry, not anymore."
in which exes "who hate each other"
won't stop calling each other.
started: april 5 2018
finished: august 27 2018
edited:
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will nervously looked at his phone for the twentieth time in the last five minutes. after being blocked by rowena, he had no other way of telling her everything. he knew that curiosity would win rowena over after word got out about what he said. it'd be all over twitter and she'd have to watch the recording of the panel.
will hated making himself vulnerable to so many people. but this was for his ronnie.
"2 minutes!" will took a deep breath and went to stand beside chip.
"you got this mate." chip put his hand on will's shoulder to ease his worries.
"you're right. it's not like i'm saying it to her face. she'll be watching it on a screen." what will didn't see was chip's eyes widen. "i don't think i'd be able to say this to her face since she probably hates me."
"rowena could never hate you." will thought about this. when they broke up, rowena did say she hated him. but she also later admitted she never meant it.
"30 seconds!" will's stomach was in knots. he was fine with the panel. he loved joking around with his friends for fans to see. it was the real, unedited shit the fans deserves. but will was scared shitless as a voice started to announce the youtuber's presence.
"please welcome to the stage jj, simon, chip, and will!" the crowd erupted in cheers as the boys walked out. chip and will entered from the right side of the stage, waving to the fans as jj carried simon over his shoulder from the left side. fans were already laughing.
"jj, i swear to god if you don't put me down i'll-," and with that, jj dropped simon on the couch. "you could've given me a warning," simon croaked out. jj laughed along with everyone else.
"well, hello everyone! you probably know who we are, but incase you don't, i'll introduce everyone. the tall lad with the quiff is who i like to call my boyfriend who's cheating on me with his dozens of fangirls. the person sitting on top of him is a professional boxer who could ruin me in an instant." jj laughed again and finally got off simon.
"mad," will interrupted.
"and this fine man here of course is a square headed twat." simon burst out laughing, looking at a very offended will.
"and of course me, the ultimate respector of women." chip whipped out his sunglasses and the crowd burst out laughing.
"right okay chip. thanks for the beautiful introduction. now let's get into these questions."
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"so my question is for all of you. what's your best dating advice?" will instantly cringed. he had been putting off what he planned to say for a while now. chip looked over at will and nodded.
"coming from all my experience-,"
"that's not much," simon quickly added, earning a light punch to the arm from jj and a laugh from the crowd.
"just be persistent but not too much. be outgoing enough to not get friendzoned, but don't be creepy and clingy. and if they're not interested, drop it." jj's advice shocked a lot of people. most of them were expecting a joke for an answer. but no one seemed to mind.
"coming from my lack of experience, don't force things. if it's not clicking, it's not gonna work."
"talia's so lucky!" someone from the crowd shouted. simon smiled and a slight blush grew on his cheeks, making the crowd "aww."
"as a professional women respector, just be kind to your significant other. it's not all about you and your needs."
will took a deep breath. "communicate. talk to each other if somethings wrong and pick up on signs." will swallowed the lump in his throat.
"rowena!" while will looked down, chip looked to wear the yell came from. he saw a fan pointing to rowena in the crowd. chip eyed went wide, knowing the fans would soon go wild. making sure will was still composing himself, he shook his head "no" and put a finger up to his mouth to try and tell the fans not to say anything more. somehow they got the clue. chip was shocked.
"on the note of dating, will's prepared something he wants to say." chip nudged will. will looked up to chip and took out his phone.
"i do. this is going to be a bit strange and very awkward. but it's what i have to do so i hope you lot don't mind." will swallowed yet again, trying to calm his nerves before continuing.
"r-ronnie." will paused again. "ronnie, wherever you are and whatever day it is, i hope you'll continue to listen."
•• so i am so obsessed with writing this right now so it's really frequent updates at the moment
