Understanding Girls

Chapter 4: The Art Of Flirting.

This part is completely for amateurs so experts please skip to the next chapter.

Good. Now that those 'pros' are gone welcome to the 4th Chapter! By the end of this you'll hopefully become way better than those experts. Trust me. Actually you know what don't because I don't deliver. According to my wife that is.

More on the chapter we're gonna be focusing on flirting, the game of words, the magical enchantments that you shall recite to lure your woman into your heart.(and your bed too)

When you're ready to throw pick up lines, this is a big turning point of your relationship, if done it guarantees a relationship almost 90% of the time.(Statistics not verified)So only do this if you're ready. or if you're horny.

When you actually talk about the term flirting, it doesn't always mean going up to a girl and grinding her with your cheesy pick up lines, rather than that its safer to first analyze.

Whether you're in class or in a bar, observe her and try your best to judge what type of person she is. Is she charmed by funny pick ups? or ones that express love or the one that actually digs intelligence (Seriously though the last one is a joke hardly any girls dig it at least I've only met a handful )

Depending on that let's phase some pick up lines by category :

Funny :-

1.I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

2.I'm not looking at your boobs, I'm looking at your heart.

3. My doctor said I'm lacking vitamin U.

Cute :-

1.You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.

2.Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

3.I thought happiness starts with H, how come mine starts with you.

See you gotta admit these are fun, now there are some you MUST refrain from using :-

1.Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

2.I'm single and ready to mingle.

3.Are born in May? (Yes) Then you are a gay.

Though the second one is kinda okay I highly recommend not using these as they may result in slaps,bruises or getting kicked in the balls.(Hurts a lot)

But moving to the point don't stress it, think of other creative pick up lines while you're at it. I'm kinda clueless on the next chapter so if any nice women would be kind enough to give me ideas, I'd really appreciate that.

PS: I'm still sick.