Chapter 1

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Symptoms of being a nerd:

1. You would rather read than do PE or any sports related activities;
2. You read the dictionary because you want to;
3. You try to levitate put of bed using The Force.

Oh. I guess I, Lavender Brennan, am now officially a nerd. I'm also clumsy ('awkward in movement or in handling things'), constantly curled up in bed with a big fat novel, and the singled out individual who can only afford a basic, ten pound phone bought from our local supermarket. They say, "Always look on the bright side of life", but how can I when I live in the UK, it's currently winter and I always seem to get soaked with the first few drops of rain? My life is completely ineffable, indescribable, unable to be explained. Nerd also means that I'm overly intellectual, obsessive and socially impaired. Just the compliments a girl wants to hear- not.

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