{turntechGodhead has begun pestering gardenGnostic}
TG: hey there harley
TG: wanna come over
TG: and play some games or something
TG: hey harley
TG: you even there
TG: jeez ok then i will just leave then
{turntechGodhead has stopped pestering gardenGnostic}
{gardenGnostic has begun pestering turntechGodhead}
GG: dave im sorry!! i was feeding bec!! :(
GG: hey dave are you there anymore?
{turntechGodhead has logged on}
TG: sup harley
GG: hi dave!!! how are you? :)
TG: eh i am decent i guess
GG: so should i come over or no??
TG: sure you can come i do not mind at all
GG: ok!! i'll be over soon ok!! bye dave!! :)
{gardenGnostic has stopped pestering turntechGodhead}
___
"Hi Dave!!" Jade said when Dave opened the door.
"Hey Harley," the blond replied. "Did you bring anything or no?"
"Uuuuhh, I brought Mario Kart!"
"That's really cliche, you know that?"
"How is it cliche?"
"It just is. No come on, it's getting hot outside."
___
"You really need to step up your game, Harley."
"No I don't! I just chose the wrong kart by mistake!!"
"Excuses get you nowhere."
"Shut up and eat shell!!"
"Oh sh-"
___
"Haha I win!!"
"I let you."
"No you didn't!"
"But what if I did?"
"Then you aren't Dave Strider and you probably need some help quick."
"But I wouldn't be this package of awesome if I didn't deny I lost."
"You just-"
"Shhhhhhh. Don't talk about that."
"Daaaaaaaaaave..."
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JEEZ I LOVE IKIMARU'S ART YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.
But here's some fluff, by popular demand.
I hope you enjoyed!
-Erin
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Homestuck Oneshots
FanfictionIs Homestuck even alive anymore? Haha, I guess even if this doesn't get any reads, it'll still be something I can just do as a hobby. Anyway! Oneshots! With the Homestuck characters! Ships and x readers! Feel free to request anything!