butterfly man(begins)

Bum-Bum man

“come on, hit me with your best shot”, master lu' said to ode. Ode now in his butterflyman mode shot
his highest powered energy blasts at master lu' , but master lu' deflected them with ease. They trained
at the underground parking lot of an uncompleted building , where no one could see or hear what they
were doing. They actually made the place a little homey by adding a hockey game table, a couch, a
fridge for storing drinks, a t.v and some videogames and a lot of computers and devices that enabled
them to know what was going on in the city. Butterfly man and master lu' were trying to increase the
power of butterfly mans attacks by a one on one combat battle between themselves. Butterflyman now
just knowing a few of his powers,was evermore curios to find out what more he could do. Flame boy
and falcon girl weren’t really psyched anymore about the whole superpower bit, so would leave ode to
train alone atimes and battle most of the villains, except when they see the villain is too much for only
he to handle.(which, quite frankly, is always the case). Butterfly man tried out copying flame boys fire
hands, which was totally cool, but soon realized he was unable to shoot fireballs(or any sort of fire
projectiles). “bummer” ,ode said. “if you could do everything I could, then what’d make me special?” zor
asked jealously. “don’t worry about it zor, I’d keep my fire power usage to a minimum when dealing
with villains” ode said reassuringly. “whatever man, just stay outta ma kitchen, if you play with fire you’ll
get burned.” zor said metaphorically and they both laughed. Ode tried to get just one swing on master
lu' with his fire fists, but couldn’t as master lu' was too swift for him even when using super speed. Ode
now panting and sweating decided to take a brake. Just a few minutes later, zor raised an alarm that a
villain was causing trouble downtown. “who could this be?” ode asked, getting up from the couch ready
for action. “he calls himself bum-bum man” Brianna said walking in. “how do you know?” zor asked. “we
both attended kindergarten together” Brianna said sarcastically. “really ?” ode asked curiously. “heck
no! ,its all over the news!” Brianna added scornfully. “alright team, lets head down there” ode said
bravely. “and who made you the leader of this team” zor asked. “well, you know…….i just…..thought…..”
ode said clumsily looking for words, “ thought what?!!!” Brianna asked in a very high pitch. “nothing…..”
ode said weakly smiling and looking at the floor. “seems im gonna pass on this battle” zor said , “why?”
ode replied . “are you seeing this guy?, he uses his butt as his weapon, his butt increases exponentially
in size and he uses butt-related weapons, he has a giant butt for crying out loud!” zor said pointing the
monitor for ode to see bum-bum man in action. “yeah it is quite disturbing, a lady could never be seenin such a dishonorable scene” added Brianna who didn’t want to fight this villain either. “ugh, so neither
of you will follow me to battle?” ode asked them both. “come on man, this guy should be easy for you to
take down, I mean…..his butt is his main weapon, just burst that big bubble” zor said, trying to
encourage ode to fight the villain on his own. “I guess his powers are really stupid, so he shouldn’t really
be a threat” ode added. “yeah this should be a piece of cake for you, go get him!” Brianna added. With
that, butterfly man flew to the scene of ‘bum-bum man’s rampage. He was about to cause damage to
the tallest building in browdsville, which was browdsville’s centre of attraction, with his ‘giant buttocks’
when butterfly man flew with speed and grabbed a hold of his two giant but cheeks and threw him to
the ground, bouncing and safely landing on the ground. Butterflyman now floating towards bum-bum
man said “ sorry to burst your buttocks but you’re rampage is over bum-bum man”. “ oh it has only
begun.” Bum-bum man said, while his buttocks deflated quickly to their original sizes. “I mean what the
heck man? What’s your deal? Using your butt trying to take over the city? That’s like one of the most
bizarre ways……ever in trying to be a villain.” Said butterflyman. “oh really ? is it more weird than the
name the protector of this city calls himself, butterfly man?” asked bum-bum man. “YES! It is!” butterfly
man exclaimed looking awkwardly at the tight red and yellow spandex suit that bum-bum man wore
with green goggles. He was short and a bit plump, with a lot of pimples on his face and a nerd-ish
annoying voice. He was able to increase and reduce the size of his butt cheeks at will to sizes un-
imaginable(because it’d be down-right weird to imagine a guy carrying out such an action) and can
occasionally morph his buttocks to a limited number of shapes. How he got such disturbing abilities is
yet to be known(but trust me, you don’t wanna know). Butterfly man looking at him with a weird
expression on his face charged at him, but straight into bum-bum mans inflated rear side, which
bounced him back at an equal speed in the opposite direction, causing him to crash into a car. Bum-
bum man seized the opportunity to pounce on him again, with his buttocks ofcourse , which created an
explosion . lifting bum-bum man safely to the top of a building where he deflated his buttocks.
Butterfly man flew up into the air and charged at bum-bum man once more then bum-bum man
brought out one of his numerous weapons, the ‘butt-erang’. What looked like 2 butt cheeks attached to
by a string, he threw it at butterfly man who was flying directly at him. Butterfly man dodged it, with
ease, looking at it weirdly as it passed him by, but when he looked back at bum-bum man, he received a
warm welcome from 2 more butterangs which tied their way round his neck and gave him 8 whacks on
the face, which tightened the strings on his neck, causing him to open his mouth and one of the butt
cheek balls got into his mouth, shutting him up. This caused his path of flight to be distorted and he
crashed into a building. Butterfly man realized he had clearly been underestimating this guy as a result
of his stupid appearance, but now he could plainly see this guy was a threat. He got up and flew right to
the un-expecting bum-bum man who was getting ready to inflate his buttocks. He got a hold of him and
punched him right into the side of a building, but his inflated buttocks sent him directly back to butterfly
man who punched him back at the building continuously until bum-bum man changed the position of
his body, switching his head in place with his buttocks, sent butterfly man flying away crashing into a
building. Butterflyman shot electricity balls at bum-bum man, but his rubber buttocks suit(which is a
great insulator, considering the size)absorbed the electricity blast. Bum-bum man, squeezing his giant
buns tightly together, jumped high into the air, and targeting his butt at butterfly man fell with great
speed(while strongening his buttcheeks). Butterfly man then activated his rock hands, waiting for him to
get close enough before punching him. But as he punched bum-bum man in a different direction, bumbum man released a green gas from his buttocks which spread from that point, 3km round the city. The
smell was most unpleasant and it made it hard to see, giving bum-bum man the opportunity to deal with
butterflyman some more. When he got close enough to butterfly man , he morphed his buttocks into a
big enough fist and tried smashing butterfly man into the ground, but butterfly man sensed it and
dodged the attack, and grabbed hold of the giant fist, which was very weird to him, spun bum-bum man
and threw him at a building. Bum-bum man broke through the building and butterflyman flew with
more force to hit bum-bum man, further crashing and collapsing the building. Butterflyman now held
bum-bum man by the chest, “its over” he said in a very sure tone. “don’t be so sure” bum-bum man said
with a grin on his face, as a butt-erang flew right at butterflyman, hitting him right in the face, giving
bum-bum man a chance to escape. But he didn’t get far before butterfly man spotted him and flew with
high speed right at him . bum-bum man knowing that butterflyman was hot on his trail inflated his
buttocks one last time and when butterflyman got close, he stopped running and opened his
buttcheeks, causing butterflyman to get trapped in the middle of his 2 gaint butt cheeks, where he
released more of his gas and increased the pressure on butterflyman. Butterflyman being unable to
move and with everybreath of the gas weakening him started giving up. “so this is how I go down, not by
the hands of flex or dark night, but by the hands….rather the butt of bum-bum man, what a disgrace,
and im sure their airing this live on the news channel….shit, well I guess the third times a charm for the
villain…in this case” butterfly man thought to himself. “I wonder what flame boy and falcon girl would
think of me.”, he continued. “ no, I cant die here, I cant give up, this would be the most humiliating, NO
WAY!” he shouted outloud, then with the remaining strength in his body activated his flame fists. Bum-
bum man at first perceived the smell of burning rubber before screaming and jumping, releasing
butterflyman from the bondage of his buttocks. Then butterflyman recovering from the compression,
took a deep breadth of air and charged at bum-bum man with superspeed, giving him a large number of
spanks on his buttocks with his fire hands which were burning his rubber tights with every slap.
Butterflyman then used the opportunity to shock the exposed buttocks with his electricity blasts which
flattened bum-bum mans buttocks to the barest minimum, after which high facility officers came and
took him into custody.