One-shots x Reader

*Screech* Jacksepticeye x Comedian! Reader

"Thank you LA! Goodnight!"

And the crowd goes wild!

You make your way behind stage and chug half a bottle of water.

"And now" Announces the speaker guy, you look up in question.

'What? My shows over' You sprint back to the sideline, only to see another guy on the other end of the stage.

'Wait, is that-'

"Jacksepticeye!" The speaker guy extends his name and the audience screams. Oh wait no, it's mostly the fangirls.

Your eyebrows furrow as you cross your arms.

'This show theif' You glare as he runs onto stage with the mic.

"Top of the morning to ya laddies"

"It's night" You grumble, but your mic was still on and everyone hard you. You froze as all eyes were scanning for you, but Jack knew exactly where you were.

"(Y/n)." Jack held his hand out to you. "Sorry about my surprise appearance, but, the shows not over, we could do a comedy duo?"

You flip him off and turn around.

(Tsundere?)

"Aww c'mon~"
"Nuuu"

The crowd coos as Jack starts walking towards you. You feel him try to pull you but you don't move. Jack sighs and stuffs the mic into his butt pocket and pics you up from behind.

You scream but he covers your mouth. Muffled 'help's and 'rape's were heard as you kicked your legs around, your arms being pinned against yourself.

The crowd was laughing and stuff but you were freakin out!

Your Pov~~

I start screeching underneath his hand before I licked and nibbled his hand.
(Reader-Chan, so you have a hand fetish?)

Jack screams like a girl and drops me. I fall to my knees, turn to Jack who was wiping his hand and I hiss at him.

Then I flop on my side and roll away, before standing and taking a defencive position. Jack stands in some sort of karate move.

"Was that a threat?"

"Come at me ya pray-mantis!" I do that 'come here' move with my hands.

Jack takes a large stride as I lower to the floor. I crawl forwards slowly as Jack stalks closer.

When he gets in range I pounce off the floor and grab him by the collar of his shirt, so that we  roll.

I stradle him and slam him onto the ground, the whole crows goes 'oof' or 'ooooh'.

Jack is screaming like:

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Eeeeeaahhhhhh! Eeeeeeeeeeeh! No no no no no noooooo! Aaaaaaaaa-!"

"Shut up!" I yell at him. He just tilts his head and screams to the audience whilst reaching out to them. A girl in the front row stands and tries to reach across the stage.

I growl.

'No one touches Senpai!'

I grab his arm and pull it back.

"Mine~" I smile wickedly at the girl, she sits back down and Jack looks at me in question.

With my one hand that's still holding his collar, I pull his face towards mine, slamming my lips into his.

2nd Pov~~

Jack squeeked, the hair on the back of his neck standing on end. His hold body tensed before he kissed back.

The crowds screams were a blur of noise in the background as Jacks hands got lost in your hair. Jack goes to pull back for air so you push him away and back to the ground. He falls limp like a dead person and sighs.

You turn to the crowd, smiling and waving. You reach behind you and grab the mic that fell from Jacks back pocket.

"Will you extend my show again?" You question him and put the mic to his face.

"Hmmfible nyah *hiccup* p-proba-maybe" He mumbles and laughs.

The crowd awws and laughs and screams and all the emotions and such.

You stand and hook your arms under Jacks and wave again.

"And finally, Thank-you La, goodnight" You do the salute finger gun and drag Jack off the stage.

Once he's on the side you take a running start and slide back onto the stage on your knees.

The crowd laughs and wolf whistle and you just go to the front and say hello to some individuals, a traditional at ends of shows. Don't worry you turn your mic off in the process.

"Uhm yeah, you guys are cute" alot of people were saying.

That one girl from before gave a look that was off-putting but you just stuck your tounge at her (and flipped her off, if you want).

Then once it was all over, you went behind stage and found Jack, still on the floor.

You went next to him and sat there. He inhaled sharply and sat up. You flinched and fell back, catching yourself on one arm.

"(Y/N) I LOVE YOU!" He shouted.

You burst into a fit of giggles and pulled him into a hug.

"I wuv you too (senpaaaaai~)"

You pulled back and stuck a finger to his nose.

"But don't come into my show unless you tell me" he blinked in fear. "Alright?"

"Y-yep"
"Boop~" You booped his nose and you both smiled, and kissed your night away.