One-shots x Reader

It happens....- Egos x Baby!Reader

*ding dong*

Anti groans and walks over to the door. He fixes his hair and opens the door. Standing there is a nervous Jack and an excited Mark.

"Oh hey Jack. Mark." His voice trailed as he noticed Mark holding something down near his leg....

"What brings you two heeee- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Anti points at a very small toddler hanging off of Marks leg. He glitches slightly before Jack tells him to calm 'the fook' down.

"Anti. Me and Jack have been such good roomates for so long, that we decided to adopt, meet (Y/n)." Mark explains as he ruffles your (length/colour) hair. You look up at Anti and his eyes flash a small bit.

You smile up at him, mouth closed, before tugging a little too hard on Marks shorts.

"Ah! Boo!" Mark pulls his shorts up but you feel mischievous and grab the bottom of his shorts and sit down, effectively dacking him.

Anti laughs and picks you up off the floor, but you gripped to those shorts like your life depended on it. Anti was surprised at how strong you were, so to stop him from showing how ẉ̵́́͠͡Eͨaͣ̀̔K̨̛͇̗̝̉ͣ he was, he teleported to the lounge room.

There sat Wilford, Marvin, Shneep, and Dark. Anti swung you around in a circle before hugging you close. Mark and Jack walk around the corner and see you being cuddled by Anti as he mumbles how 'cute and small you are'.

"Keep an eye on 'er." Jack warns. "Yeah, she's a terrible trouble maker." Mark says as they both head to the kitchen, presumably to meet the others.

Wilford looks up from polishing his golden revolver, asking who they were looking after.

When he spots the baby girl he stands, drops his gun onto the couch and rushes over.

"Who is this little gumdrop?" He brushes some of your hair out of your face but you reach over and grab his hand, trying to eat it.

Willy chuckles before Shneep walks over. He grabs his stethoscope and presses it against your chest to check your wee heart while you play with his mask.

Shneep hums in confusion before taking his stethoscope back and hanging it around his neck.

"Hey, Dr. Iplier?" Shneep calls behind him, to which a futuristic looking lab door opens and said ego walks over.

Everyone else watching carefully, by everyone I mean just Anti, who is still holding you, and Will, because Dark left and Marvin is studying his book of tricks.

Dr. Iplier stands beside Shneep and Shneep grabs your chin. You look into his eyes and your flash a little, just like Anti's before you.

Shneeps breathe hitches and he turns away to talk to the other Doctor.

Anti just nuzzles your face, his fuzzy chin tickling you. He the  passes you to Will and the pink bubble-gum bitch gives you a sloppy kiss on the cheek.

"Who's a cutie?" Wilford ask and pokes your cheek, you don't answer, having not said your first words yet, but instead you try to nom his finger off.

Anti chuckles at your nominess before his ears pick up what Schneep says.

Something about an 'irregular heartbeat' and your eyes 'lighting up'. Anti felt a little conserned, well before-

"(Y/n), you are going to die." Shneep hits Dr.Iplier in the arm and scolds him, dragging him away to their lab.

You look at the dark brunette and giggle, clapping your hands and kicking your feet slightly.

Wilford cooed and awed as Anti just sighed. Anti waves off to go and look for something for you to play with, going to Chases room incase he had one of his kids toys in there. Chase was away at a bar with JJ and Bing.

*bang!*

Bing kicks the door in and immediately collapses on the floor. Chase stumble in and sees you, he gushes and falls to his knees, Wilford put you down when his brother fell over.

Jameson, looking stressed, flashed a sign that said 'Chase. Stop.' But Chase crawled over, you put your palm on his forehead and he collapsed infront of you, falling asleep. Jameson was confused before he nudged Marvin to look after you.

"Sure thing Dapper man." Marvin pulled you between his legs and sat you at the bottom of the seat. You huffed, bored and wanting to create some trouble.

You look around the room before something shiny catches your attention. Looking at Marvin to see if he was distracted, to which he was, you begin crawling over to the golden revolver.

Obviously, the first thing you did was bang it on the floor, surprisingly Willy was still helping Bing and JJ was dragging Chase away.

However, Anti did hear it and he finished up, only finding a small (animal) plushy, and started heading back downstairs. All the while you're just sticking the gun in your mouth, unknowingly cocking it.

Anti walked down the hallway and saw Dark, he motioned him to follow. Dark begrudgingly followed and walked behind Anti, secretly wanting to meet you.

Wilford looks up fr the drunken cyber-butt and sees you with the gun in your mouth and you footsie too close to the trigger.

"Baby No!" He screams. Truggering Anti to run the last few metres, only to hear a gunshot ring through the air.

"Aqneuwdlrygw!!!!!" Anti can't make words as he rushes over, to only find you dead on the floor with a hole in the back of your throat.

Anti carefully lays you on the couch before he gets up and demands anwers from Will, who was still just as confused and scared as he was.

Dark carefully stumbles to the couch where he picks up your limp body, holding your half in his arms with the other half on his lap.

"I didn't even get to say Hello, or introduce myself as Uncle Dark ..." He mumbles.

He hears coughing beneath him as warm blood splashes on his fancy suit.

"*cough cough*Hewo Unc-le Darky." You wipe your iddy bitty mouth and smile up at him, bloody teeth showing.

"Hey, we heard a gun." Jack walks in, Mark following, to see blood splattered all up one wall, all over a horrified Marvin and the couch he was on, all over Dark and on a bloody revolver.

"We told you to look after her." Mark points out.

"SHE CALLED ME UNCLE DARKY!!!"

"SHE SPOKE!!"

"YES!"

"YAAAAAY!"

And the lessoned learned here, is that one door closes and another one opens. But in this case it's - be terrible baby sitters, let it kill itself for maybe the twelth time and gear it's first words. You know, the usual.

:) Bye