• Being asked if you want to fuck pans.
"I CANT HAVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KITCHENWARE!"
"But I'm not..."
• Being asked if pan is the same as bi
"But it's basically bi!"
"I've told you 5 times. No. It. Fucking. Isn't."
• Being tired of explaining what pansexual is to everyone.
"Can you explain again...? Sorry I just don't get it. You like pans?"
"I will stab you in the neck."
• Being called greedy or a slut.
"Omg you're so greedy what a fucking slut."
"If you slut-shame or call me greedy one more time I will stab you in the eye with a spoon."
• Getting tired of walking around with your same-gendered friends and being asked if you date one or more of them.
"Oh are those your girlfriends? How does that work?"
"Mom I'm not poly. And just because I'm not straight doesn't mean I'm dating all my friends now."
• Having to come out every. Single. Time you meet someone new.
"Hi, I'm Maggie."
"Tell them that your sexuality is!" (Overly excited friend/mom)
"Oh, are you lesbian or bi? Oh wait are you trans?" (Person who didn't know what any of those mean)
"Well actually transgender isn't a sexuality, and I'm pansexual."
"What the fuck is that? Do you like pans or some shit? Gross."
These are just my experiences with being pan. I hope you enjoyed this and remember, stay safe, stay happy, love you all!!!
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AcakSo this is gonna be a book full of gay/pan/bi/queer/trans/etc things that Ima try to help out with. There's gonna be advice on what to do, help on what to do, and just random gay shit that pops into my head. So enjoy this. Cya!
