“Welcome to Wafflin, how may I help you today dear waffle eater?”
“Two plain chocolate chip waffles please.”
“Hey! It’s Choco Chip again!”
“What, no dull one again?”
“I can say it if you want!”
“No thanks. I ordered waffles not insults.”
“I can do pick up lines if you want!”
“Pick up lines?”
“My favourite letters of the alphabet are U R A Q T.”
“That was horrible.”
“I doubt you can do better.”
“I thought the customer was always right?”
“I never said it wasn’t horrible, I said I doubt you can do better. Not a contradiction!”
“If nothing lasts forever can you be my nothing?”
“Ok, that was actually good.”
“I know.”
“The waffle warrior has been sent on his quest to deliver waffles!”
“Yaaaaaaaaay.”
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Wafflin' On
Nouvelles"I have sent our brave waffle warrior out with the plain chocolate chip waffles, out on his quest to bring you waffles!" "What's my address?" "Oh. Ah." "I think your waffle warrior will fail in his quest." ...
