The Dragon Lady

PART 2: different lols

  So as I jump into my car thinking about why they would stare at me...I drive by Wal-Mart, like, I'll fit right in with crazy ass Wal-Mart people. WRONG...... The stared at me more and more... WHY!?!? Are my gadges too big? Are my clothes too revoking? I'm I that pretty....Yep!😊
  So I was in the medical section buying condoms....like I'm ever gonna get laid! A old lady comes up to me and says..." What have happened to kids these days" So I ran and just grabbed a box of Trojan, but when I got to the self check out I realized....I got pregnancy tests instead....Damn it! So I decide to go back and try again but that damn old lady was still there...I noticed she picked up the night after pills...like wtf does she need that for don't old people have menopause???? Then she left thank god!
   So I got home put the condoms in my dresser wait for them to expire just to go back to Wal-Mart to get more...Gn taking a nap....