oneshots

Cuffs || Terushima Yuuji

[from the anime Haikyuu]

being work mates with a punk, Terushima. you two pretty much hate each other since you guys met.

and now.. you and him became partners in your new project, "Y/n you do it" he told you.

"uhm? im sorry? but im not your assistant nor maid?" you eplied.

"fine, i'll give the ideas since im such a great guy" he smiled.

"thats not fair at all." you shrugged.

"fine whatever i'll help, but where are we gonna do it?" he asked.

"in the office?" you told him.

"but im too busy being free! plus my friends wanted to drink with me later fora reunion..." he whined.

"oh im sorry, we're all busy. so lets go do it now!!" you hit his head.

"you piss off! dont hit me!" he smacked you.

"WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME THEN??" I raised my voice.

"WELL YOU DID IT FIRST YOU UGLY HAG!!" he raised his voice too.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"THE TRUTH!!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"YOU SHUT UP!!"

"GAY FAGGOT!!"

"UGLY WHORE!!"

"MULE FACE!!"

"MONKEY FACE!!"

"STINKY DICK!!"

"FLAT BITCH!!"

then boom, your bosses smacked your heads with their binder.

"shut it you two" your boss told you then left.

"tch, why am i stuck with this dick head?" you mumbled

Terushima's boss called you to talk to you for awhile so you went, before you left Terushima was giving off a wacky, goofy look with his tongue out.

piss off

you came back with a pokerface, "whats wrong" Terushima asked, a pencil balacing on his nose

"Your boss had this handcuffs and told us we need to handcuff ourselves for 24 hours.. and if we dont we wont get paid for the month...." you explained

".....whY?!" Terushima yelled, making the pencil drop.

"its like a get along shirt... but worse and for 24 hours." you sighed.

"well im right handed...." he said.

"well me too so lets play rock paper scissors for it." you suggested then he nod.

timeskip

i lost :) i cant use my right hand properly.