Will there be an up side? (OHSHC)

Part 5

MAY'S POV

'These idiots are gonna be the death of me' I deadpan as I look around at everyone in their kimonos and Butler lookin costumes.

"Ugggh can't we just stay inside the sun burns!" I say exasperated.

"Well May you could go inside, but what about your guests?" Kyoya remarks.

"They'll survive with all this eye candy out here..."

"That's very flatter-"

"Not you I meant the cherry blossoms! You must think very highly of yourself to dream of me complimenting someone like you..." I say slightly annoyed.

"I'll keep that in mind." Kyoya states before going back to his guests.

I walk over to the twins just in time to see Karou get burned, before Hikaru could get to him I'm already holding his hand and making sure it's okay.

"Idiot." I mutter as I look closely at his hand to see how bad the damage is...

Karou blushes. "Ummmm May what are you d-"

Before he could finish I kissed his hand and put some medicine on it, then I leaned really close to his face to fluster him and say.

"Don't do that! I don't like it when people get hurt especially when I care about them." The guests were eating that up, and Hikaru looked super jealous.

Karou started stammering and mumble incoherent words, so I just got up and walked over to honey but not before throwing him a wink.

Honey was making something and was really focused on it, so I had to do something to him.

I slowly picked up usa-chan and put a little tea cup in his stubby little hand lump, then left because I wasn't sure if honey would get mad or think it was cute. I wasn't willing to take that chance even though I technically could beat him in a fight, but only if I'm super mad beyond angry would I win...

I hear Tamaki start complaining about Haruhi and "The Shady Twins!" But I don't really care enough to investigate, so I walk over to my guests and "entertain"...

(Time skip brought to you by chat noirs little belt tail that will never truly make sense)

THIRD PERSON POV

The hosts were in a meeting Tamaki scribbled on a white board whilst May sits in the back unamused.

"I've got it men!" The blond buffoon shouts proudly. "We just need to speed up the process! This is obvious! She is the protagonist and I the beautiful love interest!"

"Uhh?"

"Boss?"

"What does that make us?" The twins symphony rather confused.

"Obvious! You all are the homosexual side cast! And May is the villain!" He proudly states drawing a line between them and another one towards the poor girl in boys clothing...

"I know he did not just ugh never mind." May states fairly annoyed, 'and to think I bind my chest for these idiots! My boobs deserve better!' She thinks annoyed by the idiotic king.

"We can't let haruhi be found out then she'll spend almost no time with me her daddy." Tamaki says in tears.

May almost gags audibly...

Haruhi walks in during Tamaki tantrums. "Uhhh guys I don't really care if everyone knows I'm a girl."

"Whhhhaaaaattttt!" Tamaki about to bust a couple hundred more brain cells then needed dramatically screamed.