Paper Crowns (Klance/Leith AU) (Hiatus)

Three

Lance)
"I'm thought I was the team's sharpshooter, but I guess no one else seems to think that."

"Lance! If you hadn't splashed me I wouldn't have to wake up this early, you have to suffer with me!" I heard Keith yell. He tried to pull me out of bed. When I didn't budge he literally climbed on top of me and shook me.

I refused to let him ruin my sleep so I just kept my eyes closed.

He groaned and literally collapsed on top of me.

"Please wake up. Pidge and Hunk have to spend their summer working away and you're just here sleeping. Keith nuttered. He was still collapsed on me.

After like ten minutes both of us were asleep. Keith was on top of me.

And I didn't notice.

After about thirty minutes. Keith was under the covers because people do that stuff when they're half asleep.

I didn't really notice until I rolled over and my arm landed on something that groaned. My eyes shot open and I saw Keith.

I tumbled out of bed taking the blankets and Keith with me. He landed on my back, knocking all the air out of me.

"Holy Jesus." I managed to breath out. Keith woke up and rolled off of me.

"What the hell Keith!?" I yelled. "How or why the hell did you get in bed with me?!"

Keith looked shaken. "I came in here to wake you up!!! I don't know I guess I feel asleep or something!!!"

"Why the hell would you wake me up?!"

"Because I had to go to the diner and work at 6:00 and you could sleep in!!"

"The diner isn't open Saturday!! It isn't until Tuesday!!"

Keith's face went blank. "So I set an alarm for no reason." He grumbled.

"Yeah, pretty much." I said.

"Of course I did! That's just how my life fucking goes!" Keith yelled at himself. He walked over to the trap door that went to the staircase that led into the hallway.

Keith struggled to open the trap door. It was mostly covered in flooring so it was hard to see the difference of the floor and the door.

"FUCK!!" He yelled. He accidentally punched his finger. I've done it multiple times before. It hurts a lot. It's made my ten-year-old nephew cry. He's a pretty tough kid.

I walked over to the trap door and opened it for him.

"You alright?" I asked, I grabbed the hand with the pinch on it. It had a small blood blister forming. I've gotten multiple since I moved here when I was 15.

"Did I seriously just get a fucking blood blister!?" Keith yelled. "What a great way to start off an already sucky day!"

Keith pulled his hand away from mine and walked down stairs. I sighed and closed the trap door.

Blood blisters do suck.

—Time skip brought to you by my dead gay son!! I love you if you get the reference—

It was 12:34 when everyone was awake. Keith and I were eating brunch.. kind of. It was our breakfast but it was lunchtime.

"Why did I wake up to a bunch of yelling?" Shiro asked as he did his taxes like a good dad should.

Keith put out his finger, the blister was in a bandaid so if it popped blood wouldn't go everywhere. "I got a blood blister on Lance's stupid trap door!"

"I really do hate that thing." Shiro muttered. "On a different note, I was think king we could go to Alexander's Restaurant for dinner—"

"Shiro, no, that's a safe haven for couples in the honeymoon phase!" Lance protested.

"I don't care, it had really good food." Shiro said.

"But it's expensive as fuck, I don't think I can afford it since I have to pay for my tuition soon! I barely even have enough money for that right now! It costs like 9000 dollars for a packet of their fancy sugar imported from Japan or whatever!!" I honestly hate how expensive that place is, I usually end up spending 200 plus dollars for

"It costs one dollar for three cubes of sugar—"

"Wait how expensive is their sugar." Keith interrupted.

"It's just because it's nice sugar—"

"YOU NEED LIKE THREE DOLLARS WORTH OF SUGAR TO GET ONE PACKETS WORTH!!!"

"HOLY SHIT THATS SOME SUCKY SUGAR!!"

"YEAH KEITH, I KNOW!! THE SUGAR IS THE CHEAPEST THING THERE!!!"

"Wait! How much does water cost?"

"20 dollars. It's the cheapest beverage."

"Holy fuck, that's a whole meals worth at the diner!"

"I know!"

"Alright you two, I'll pay for you guys if you're going to keep complaining about the cost!" Shiro says.

"Or you can just pay for my college tuition for the next two years, it would be cheaper." I joked, Keith snorted.

"Lance McClain! Stop it!" Shiro said, he pointed a finger at him.

"Oh no the dad finger! I think I might be forced to obey!!" I fell back in my chair dramatically, making Keith laugh.

"Don't laugh, Keith. It'll encourage his behavior!"